Ok so I first thought that grave-robbing story was unbelievable, but... I looked at her picture first, then looked at the guys that were trying to dig her up, and I suddenly wasn't so surprised by it anymore. That's probably the only way those guys were ever going to get laid.
Santa Barbara County sheriff's deputies come across a bizarre encounter at La Purisima Mission in Lompoc. Around midnight they found a 69-year-old Huntington beach man naked and covered in oats. Deputies say the man had covered himself in olive oil, rolled around in oats and allowed the horses at the mission to lick him clean. He apparently told deputies this has always been a fantasy of his and drove up from the Los Angeles area to play it out. Alfred Thomas Steven was cited and released for trespassing, animal cruelty and sexually assaulting an animal. http://www.ksby.com/home/headlines/3855917.html
Odd fact: I am reading Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers, and it says, as of 2003, only 16 states had laws against necrophilia - Nevada having the most detailed.
WTF is wrong with people? It stands to ask, why for the love of God would you even bother with condoms? If you're about to dig up a grave and bone the dead girl inside, "safe sex" is the least of your f#$ing worries. Christ.
Since it sounds like this was a first time deal for the would-be necrophiliacs...I wonder if they really would have gone through with it had they been able to get to the corpse. I mean, looking at the picture of the girl on the web and imagining her naked might seem appealing...but how freaking attractive could a corpse be once it is in the ground? I bet they would have chicked out.
If, for whatever reason, I wanted to screw a corpse, I'd be really worried about what the chemicals used in the embalming proccess would do to my willy.
I wonder if those dudes were Buffy fans? In season 2 there are a couple of nerds that dig up several girls so they can mix and match. They plan to reanimate her, but a similar scenario nonetheless.
