I know you probably get this a lot, but you are the hottest garbage man I have ever seen. Every Tuesday, I wait at my window desperately at 8:00 AM waiting for you. I love your strong muscles; not matter how heavy my waste is, you have no problem lifting it. Sometimes I hide bricks in there just so I can see your sweaty big muscles in real action. You may know my house specifically because I always leave my old lingerie lying on top of all my other trash. I put it out there for you, you know. I want you to have them. Don't worry, I spray a little perfume on them before I toss them so they don't smell anymore. Anyway, if you like what you see in my trash, come inside sometime, there will be plenty more of where that came from. Love, Your Secret Admirer P.S. I'm single with no kids. All the diapers are from my grandmother who lives with me.
rings a bell, Best-Of-Craiglist has a lot of repeats, mostly written by people who wants to be on the best-of list
^ Uhhh... dude, until she says "I DO", y'all aren't the "first CF Family"... please correct your signature... EDIT: I apologize, didn't mean to tell you "what to do." Just doesn't seem like it's correct, is all. Did anyone notice that the post said "old lingerie"... wtf... are we talking day-old, month-old, year-old, or what?
found another funny one. I am in search of a good man for my sister. She needs a man who is goodlooking, family oriented, likes kids. She needs a man with a stable job, car, and not obsessive. The only drama she has is being 9 months pregnant, and currently married but been split for years and never getting back with him and the baby is not his.
P.S. I'm single with no kids. All the diapers are from my grandmother who lives with me. That is how every post/letter/note/email/phone call should end.
Whats hilarious about craigslist is the ladies post their want ads like a grocery list. They literally run down a whole list of things of what man they are looking for. Its straight ridiculous. Do they really expect to find somebody on internet that fits their 156 prerequisites?
I think the funniest thing about craigslist is the missed connections. Basically like Hi girl I saw at Wendy's, I caught you looking at me once or twice while you were sitting with your husband and two kids and mother in law. You looked so hot, lets get together sometime. Write me back and let me know what I was wearing. WTF is all that???? Seriously if you're ever in need of a laugh check out the missed connections section.
Actually I checked that place out once and someone actually made a post about me. We just celebrated our 2-year anniversary 2 months ago.
