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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by theimpossibles1, Jan 22, 2015.

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Would you Trade Dwight Howard for a Flaming Bag of Poop?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  1. theimpossibles1

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/20D-kf9moX0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Discuss.
     
    #1 theimpossibles1, Jan 22, 2015
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    Someone who cares?
     
    #2 Francis3422, Jan 22, 2015
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    It's a metaphor.

    The bag of flaming poop represents Dwight's play as of late.
    The immature adult Billy Madison represents Dwight Howard.
    The old man stepping in the poop represents the fans.

    Instead of focusing on his education (Bball IQ), Billy is goofing off with his buddies (Josh Smith). Billy (Dwight) is so cocksure about his future, he had the audacity to put his flaming bag of poop (skills) on our doorstep and ring our doorbell. The poor old man (us fans) was forced to stomp out the flaming bag of poop (watch Dwight play last night). Meanwhile Billy and pals continue laughing and mocking the old man.
     
    #3 theimpossibles1, Jan 22, 2015
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    with the right coach Dwight could be a right superstar!
     
    #4 amazingskills, Jan 22, 2015
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    STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    #5 RCPM, Jan 22, 2015
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    That's deep bro... Wow......
     
    #6 Salvy, Jan 22, 2015
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