Would you rather be hung like an elephant or a billionaire?

Billionaire, easy choice.

How big your dick is kinda loses relevance once you leave high school.

 

^ lol, this guy has a small peen

 

Already well hung, but not a billionaire.

What's a better (more effective) pickup line: I have a big D or I have a billion dollars.

 

I think a better question would be would you want an 8 inch dick or $50,000?

 

What if you have both?



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How small does my **** have to be if I choose the billionaire option?

 

I'm wondering this too. Also would my small dick at least have some girth?

 

Yeah use $1 million. I think a lot of people would do a lot of things for a billion dollars so it's not that good haha. $1 million you could reasonably earn in 10-20 years so you don't have to sell your soul.

 

There are two chairs. One with a cake and one with a penis. You have to sit on one and eat what's on the other. Which one do you sit on?

 

Need more information.

My dong is around 6.5 inches. Not huge but it doesn't draw snickers either.

So a billion dollars or 1.5 inches more? Easy call.

If I take the billion, does my dong shrink to 1.5-2.0 inches?

If that is the case, then it is a lot harder. Surgery could maybe make it 2.5-3.0 inches. But that is still really small and likely will cause issues with women.

As for the question of having $50,000 or an 8 inch rod? I am comfortable financially, and the difference between 6.5 inches and 8 inches is pronounced. I would take the additional length and then drop the fist of Zeus often upon petite women, laughing as I split them in half like a mid century Alaskan logger.

 

It's not the size of your penis but how often you get to use it. I imagine you would get to use it as much as you wanted if you were a billionaire.

 

The billionaire among us votes for: you know what

 

It begs the question, does it still hang in space or does it just kinda float around in any direction it wants to go?

 

I would choose the big penis.
somehow run into Katy perry and then whip it out on her. She falls in love and we get married. Bam
Bid pee pee, hot girl, no work.

 

Being hung like an elephant sounds uncomfortable.

 

This is looking like a shutout!

 

already have a billion dollars, so obviously pick the small dick

 

So how small do I have to get it shrunk for me to get the billion dollars? I'm interested in this tradeoff.

 

Hahhahaha at the polls!!!! Man, this is 2016 it's all about the dough fool!!!