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Would you play Russian Roulette?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by twhy77, Jun 28, 2004.

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  1. Yes

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  2. No

    69 vote(s)
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  1. twhy77

    twhy77 Member

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    The prize is a million dollars...if you live.

    [​IMG]

    MAO!!!
     
  2. mrpaige

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    Is the million tax free?
     
  3. KingCheetah

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    One bullet, one pull, one time?
     
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    The game is 1 bullet, 1 gun ...
    taking turn pulling the trigger until it fires.
     
  5. twhy77

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    Well, yes, plus you get to live in Vietnam, which means you are the richest man in Vietnam.
     
  6. mrpaige

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    Would I actually have to watch 'The Deer Hunter' at any point?
     
  7. Major Malcontent

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    No, not worth it. I've been poor, it sucks, but its a survivable affliction.


    I might consider it if it was only one pull of the trigger and it was enough money to keep myself and my family in high style into perpetuity (10-15 million) but even for that much no way I take a second pull.
     
  8. twhy77

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    yes and no.

    See option 8.
     
  9. Major Malcontent

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    How about sexual Russian Athlete Roulette

    Roll a six sided die

    1-2 Kournikova
    3-4 Sharapova
    5-6 Wladimir Klitschko makes you his girlfriend
     
  10. KingCheetah

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    I snuck and watched 'The Deer Hunter' when I was a kid and obviously i've never been the same since...
     
  11. twhy77

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    That's funny. Would he read a bit from a Russian Novel afterwards?
     
  12. fadeaway

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    What about with a double-barrelled shotgun?
     
  13. KingCheetah

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    That's Alabama roulette.
     
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    Considering the fact that I have 37 million in the bank, no thanks.
     
  15. KingCheetah

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    [​IMG]
     
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    My Last Words

    My life's on time,
    But again my sense is late.
    Feel a might unsteady,
    But still I have to play.
    Six to one's the odds,
    And, we have the highest stakes.
    And, once again I gamble with my very life today.

    Highly polished metal,
    The oil makes it gleam.
    Fill the terror chamber,
    Your mind begins to scream.
    Your life is like a trigger,
    Never trouble till you're squeezed.
    Now you crack a smile,
    As you give the gun a tease.

    Place the piston down,
    Now give the gun a spin.
    Soon as the spinning stops,
    Oh no, the game starts in.
    A hateful way of vengeance,
    A bit of playful sin.
    Load another bullet,
    Now the second round begins.

    A couple grains of powder,
    A couple grams of lead.
    A touch against the trigger,
    A touch inside the head.
    Take another drink, and
    Raise the last bets.
    Think about my last words,
    They might be what I just said.

    A click comes from the hammer,
    That couldn't drive a nail.
    Sense the numbing cold blue,
    Or the red of Hades' grill.
    A fraction of a second,
    Do you lose, or maybe still,
    Pass it to the left,
    And collect your mighty kill.

    Add another bullet,
    The third round begins.
    Soon as the spinning stops,
    Oh no, the game starts in.
    Please, no I.O.U.'s,
    No markers for death.
    Does anybody play? Anybody,
    Somebody, anybody play.

    You, you, next victim, you next to die.
    You, you, next victim, you next to die.
    You, come on, next victim, your turn to die.
    You, come on, next victim, your turn to die.
     
  17. MR. MEOWGI

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    And I thought I was cheap for still being a Senior Member...
     
  18. rezdawg

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    I know.
     
  19. meggoleggo

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    With my luck, the gun would backfire while someone else is pulling the trigger, and hit me in the head (the Mexican style)
     
  20. Lil Pun

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    What's that style of Roulette called where every chamber but one is loaded. I remember it being called "Suicide Roulete as well as something else just can't think of the name.
     

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