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Would you do any of the following for $1 million?

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  1. countingcrow

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    1. Have protected sex (condom) with an HIV patient?

    2. Not take a shower or come in contact with any water for 6 months while living at the Playboy mansion?

    3. Take a surgical knife and very slowly sever both pinky fingers?

    4. Stay 2 years in a maximum security prison in Thailand?


    *List the situations you would do and the ones you wouldn't even consider and why.



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  2. countingcrow

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    1. Hell NO.....The time between the sex and the AIDS test would surely make me insane.

    2. Yes.....I would never see any of these girls again so this one is a no-brainer unless of course there is media attention involved.

    3. Possibly.....But someone else would have to do the severing.

    4. Hell No.....Saw too many movies depicting these prisons.

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    What is this "shower" thing you guys are talking about ?

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  5. Smokey

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    1)Talk about suicide. No

    2)It can be done. Yes

    3)The pain would be unbearable. No

    4)I do not prefer to toss salads. No

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  6. fadeaway

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    1 million dollars isn't really that much anymore.

    I'd do the second one, and possibly the first. I'd just slip on two or three extra condoms.

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  7. Nomar

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    i dont understand how you couldnt drink water for months and survive. but i would not take a shower, so i guess i could try to do that one.

    but not the rest. prisons are terrible, aids sucks, coulndt sever my fingers.

    also, the pores in a latex condom are 8 million times as big as a single hiv virus. you would get aids no matter how many you used.

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  8. ChenZhen

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    what if you change number 1 to sleeping with a dude who has HIV?

    Number 2 is more like a reward than a punishment [​IMG]

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    1. Only of the same sex and if I get to choose the condom. Not all condoms protect from HIV.

    2. Man, that is a tough one. There are so many pools that all of those beautiful, nekkid women would want me to "play" in with them. What the hell, I'd give it a go.

    3. I don't think I could take the pain. Maybe if you gave me a butcher knife and let me just hack them off, but not slowly removing the fingers.

    4. 2 years of being beaten, raped, etc. Not on your life....unless Carmen Electra is in the cell with me!!

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  10. RunninRaven

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    1. Have protected sex (condom) with an HIV patient?

    No damn way. No amount of money is worth your life, and that is what you would be playing with.

    2. Not take a shower or come in contact with any water for 6 months while living at the Playboy mansion?

    Sure, I have no problem with this, because not taking a shower would suck at first, but eventually you would get used to it. And let's face it, even though eventually all the "bunnies" would despise you for your filthiness, they are still good to look at!

    3. Take a surgical knife and very slowly sever both pinky fingers?

    No way I could do this either. Your fingers are some of the most sensitive parts of your body, they have much more nerves in them. I think someone would pass out from pain before they were able to actually slowly sever both pinkies. I knew someone who had two fingers lopped off (meaning quick), and he was in incredible pain. (This guy was one of the toughest guys I ever knew, a locksmith in a very bad neighborhood).

    4. Stay 2 years in a maximum security prison in Thailand?

    I can't say particularly yes or no on this. I don't know the precise conditions of a Thai prison, but if it is bad as I imagine, then this is almost as bad as the HIV thing, since it is likely you might die. Again, I wouldn't put my life at stake for any amount of money.

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    Pimp! I didn't know you were gay. Brave of you to come out like this on the BBS
     
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    haha pimp my gay friends birthday is coming and been as you are a pimp and all...ill have him call you..

    by the way i would answer no to all...

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  13. ChenZhen

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    how about another one...having sex with Bea Arthurs for a million dollars...would you? [​IMG]

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    You can survive on bodily fluids if you know what I mean [​IMG]


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  15. Behad

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    Sad as it might sound, that is the one I would most likely do. I mean, really, she's a woman (I think), it would be over quickly, and it would be painless.

    How about being buried alive for 6 months, with only a tube for food to be tossed to you?

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    If you break the no-water rule, do they throw you out of the mansion immediately and not give you the million, or do they let you stay for the whole 6 months and then not give me the $1 million? This is an important distinction.


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  17. ChenZhen

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    ARE YOU SURE? her boobs must be drooping down to her knees [​IMG]

    buried? wow tough one...


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    Just push them off to one side and have the check signed and waiting for me at the door!

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    1. NO, never never never!!!!

    2. No, imagine all the infections you would get. Could I be dry-cleaned? [​IMG]

    3. Uhh, NO!

    4. NO!

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    Dude, you ever seen someone die of AIDS...? Nooooooo thank you.

    What would I care what those sleazebags think of me (or my funk)...?

    For some reason that question reminds me of the very poorly-endowed man who goes to a whorehouse for some satisfaction. When the hooker enters the room, she looks at his tiny dick and asks, 'Who do you think you're going to satisfy with that?' The guy looks back at her and says, 'Me'. [​IMG]

    Once I had the million bucks, I could make amends. :p

    Kagy <---------- guitar player.

    No. Not for a billion.

    That's pretty funny. Is it a women's prison? [​IMG]



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