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Worst Movie Titles of all time

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Found this while at <a href="http://www.fark.com">Fark</a>.

<a href="http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2003/badmovietitles/index.html">The 20 Worst Movie Titles Ever</a>. HILARIOUS. Especially the no. 1 title.

I'm proud to say I've only seen ONE of those movies . . .

#1 Vengeance, Sep 4, 2003

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I think "Smeggy Smegs Dallas" is a pretty awful title, too, but I'd sure like to see someone do the poster.

#2 heypartner, Sep 4, 2003
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how bout "the lair of the white worm" not only is the title bad but the film is infinitely worse.

#3 meggoleggo, Sep 4, 2003
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the astronauts wife

#4 UTweezer, Sep 4, 2003
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Boxing Helena

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I've seen several of those movies, though man were when they were on MST3K.

#6 mrpaige, Sep 4, 2003
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Originally posted by heypartner
Boxing Helena
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That, by the way, is my vote for worst movie of all time, though the title is quite horrid, as well.

#7 mrpaige, Sep 4, 2003

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Nutty Proffesor 2....i wanted my money back so badly...

#8 Uprising, Sep 4, 2003
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The worst I can think of is: Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.
It was a horrable 80's movie that I saw on MST3K starring Raul Julia. Some kind of futuristic computer movie combined with Casablanca.

FearDotCom is another really bad name for a movie.

I also noticed that Gigli how holds the distinguished position of #1 on IMDB's bottom 100 list

#9 Kilgore Trout, Sep 4, 2003
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ahh Manos: Hands of Fate. what a classic. only got it from blockbuster b/c i love mst3k and it did not disappoint. easily the worst movie i've ever seen them parody (the director would just leave you on a shot of trees for like 5 seconds for no reason) but still only the 2nd funniest episode behind "The Final Sacrifice."

Overdrawn is just hilarious b/c it's raul julia in a public television production. damn why do they have to show mst3k at 8am on saturday. give me a chance to wake up.

i didn't see it (and i know the title fits) but "swinfan" always seemed like a really stupid title for a film.

#10 francis 4 prez, Sep 4, 2003
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Greatest NBA Finals Moments was a really stupid title.

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Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead

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It Could Happen To You was a terrible title. I realize that the original title, Cop Gives Waitress 2 Million Dollar Tip, wasn't much better, but at least it gave the public an idea of what the movie was about.

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Originally posted by heypartner
Boxing Helena
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to quote Pacino from GFIII ... "It was NOT WHAT I WANTED!"

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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes

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I have seen like 7 of them

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Originally posted by Roc Paint
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes
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What's wrong with that title? I mean, the movie WAS about killer tomatoes that attack people, right?

#17 A-Train, Sep 4, 2003
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Cyborg - Jean Claude Van Damme movie

The title sucks because if gave you false hope
the Cyborg didn't do a d*mn thing in the whole movie

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"I Still Know What You Did Last Summer"

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The scary thing is now I know where Turbo came up with the idea for his outfit.

#20 Faos, Sep 4, 2003

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