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Worst Movie Ever

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocketman95, Jun 15, 2001.

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  1. Rocketman95

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    Just came out this weekend, Tomb Raider.

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  2. JuanValdez

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    Is it worse than Mission to Mars? I can't see how that would be possible. But, I'll play it safe and not watch it.

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  3. CriscoKidd

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    dang, worse than Wing Commander?

    please RM95, a little details please, i love hearing how bad movies suck [​IMG] . IMO, Mummy 2 has been the bust of the year so far.

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  4. Jeff

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    Gymkata - horrible, simply horrible.

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  5. CriscoKidd

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    jeff, gymkata was so bad it was funny, esp that scene where he used the pummel horse to beat up everyone.

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  6. hitman21

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    So what, this guy liked Moulin Rouge. I'm not saying it's good, but judge it for yourself.


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  7. Rocketman95

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    You haven't even seen Moulin Rouge, how would you know?

    The plot was unbelievably bad. Jolie's dead Dad knows of this plan for people to take over the world, but he hides it in a back of a book? He doesn't tell her someway? That, and they wait until the very last second to get to a place, even though they obviously know where the place is. Acting was horrific as well.

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  8. Iron McFist

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    But there's lots of scenes with running, right?

    Of course, it has to be Angelina running, otherwise I don't care.

    Mmmmm... Jiggling boobies... *drool*

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  9. Toast

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    What about Ishtar? Anyone remember Earth Girls Are Easy with Gina Davis?

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    Earth girls are Easy was

    HORRIBLE.

    I think RM95 just picked the title for effect. No way this movie is worse than wing commander. [​IMG]

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    It was the first movie I can remember ever walking out on. Probably gets my vote for worst movie ever.

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    Spawn and Chainsaw Massacre(1995) are tied for the two worst movies in history.

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    The absolute worst movie I've seen is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. It's the only movie I've ever walked out of.

    I saw Unbreakable with Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson a while back and that was pretty bad.

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    Worst movie I've ever seen . . . I'm not sure this is the worst, but it's so bad I have to mention it:

    Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion

    That movie was terrible. Thing is, I had a friend who thought it was the greatest movie ever -- she watched it at least once a week. I lost a lot of respect for her after that . . .

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    Tomb Raider - Purely Sex Appeal

    The plot was horrible the jokes were lame and The action was poor , Angelina Jolie is the only thing that dragged me in to see it . Of course if she was nude in it you'd be saying "Best Movie Ever" [​IMG]

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    Lara Croft and Angelina Jolie are similar though

    "They both enjoy exploring old rocks"

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    You're not referring to me I hope. Nudity in movies means absolutely nothing to me, I can take it or leave it.

    That's what internet p*rn is for.

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    I am talking to anybody who went to see the movie just For the chick .

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    I would have to say The Stone Boy, The Oxbow Incident, The Thin Red Line, or anything but Good Morning Vietnam with Robin Williams is the worst movie ever. I will reserve judgement on Tomb Raider until I see it, but movies based on video games rarely come out being very good (see above Wing Commander comments).

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    National Lampoon's Senior Trip

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