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Worst Case Scenarios For Next Season

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Outlier, May 11, 2007.

  1. Outlier

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    What if we take a step back next season?

    Here are some scenarios:

    -T-Mac not liking his new coach, complains/ cries about it, calls it quits and retires.
    -T-Mac getting injured, albeit a more serious one, causing him to be a washed up player, a la Grant Hill.
    -T-Mac not nearly as motivated as before, plays even *more* passive than this year, people call him a loser, quitter, player with no heart because of this.
    -Yao Ming proves all doubters right, is soft all season, no longer called as the league's best center.
    -Yao Ming goes down with a long-term injury, proving the people who said big men don't have long careers.
    -Shane Battier being a total-non factor, Rudy Gay shines.
    -We get a PG who can't run an offense, gets called a ballhog.
    -Vassilis Spanoulis shows he really is a scrub and has no future in the NBA, goes back to Greece.
    -Juwan Howard is still playing for us.

    Feel free to chime in.
     
  2. hooroo

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    Morey trades for Brian Scalabrine
     
  3. DaDakota

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    Rockets sign JVG to an extension dooming the team to waste the peak years of Yao and Tmac.

    DD
     
  4. thephatp

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    How about "The Rockets continue to ignore Yao's nice outside shooting touch and great passing abilities in hopes that he will eventually become the ultimate morph of Dream's footwork and Shaq's power." :eek:
     
  5. longliverox

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    Agree 100%. Please let JVG go! Get us a coach with strong personality but not mediocre principles of "defense"
     
  6. longliverox

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    Everytime Yao shoot those jump-shots, I was pissed off! He should attack under the rim, and dunk the f**k ball.
     
  7. Amel

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    I think we got a winner

    most underrated shot: Yaozas shot!
     
  8. tested911

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    From most likely to least likey (My opinion)

    -Tmac gets re-injured again.
    -Yao gets another foot injury
    -Tmac shoots 80% of his shots above 15ft and has a percentage of 33%-35%
    -Yao still will do a simple lay-up instead of dunk the ball when he is underneath the basket leading to two free-throw attempts when he gets fouled as opposed to a 3pt play
    - The make-up of the team really doesn’t change and all they acquire in the off-season is a tier 2-3 player in the PF position.
    - No new scheme in offense, because everyone in the league and their mommas know that we have two plays. 1. Throw it in to Yao ( So double team his A$@ ) and 2 When T-mac has the ball just defend the paint because most likely he will attempt jump shot after jumps hot with a very low fg%. No need to worry about the rest of the team because they are a non factor.

    More to come later.
     
  9. morpheus133

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    Worst case senarios:

    - TMac gets injured again
    - Yao gets injured again
    - We get a new coach and perform worse than this year
    - Rafer is still the best PG on the team
    - Chuck Hayes remains the best power forward on the team
    - Mutumbo, Howard and Head are still our best bench players
     
  10. rhester

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    Les moves the team. :eek:
     
  11. weslinder

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    I'll say it again. What happened to the New Orleans fans set a new standard on Worst Case Scenarios.
     
  12. LFE171

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    Yeah, and to the east. Damn that would totally suck. Rockets would dominate in the east, but it really wouldn't be..."deserved" if ya get my drift.
     
  13. WNBA

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    worst scenario:

    Yao is shooting more jumpers.
     
  14. EGYPT

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    even if that happen it won't be a shock to me, but it is still better than the false expectations we start with and wake up on every year. Good free agents added, promising rookies, and then none of them play unless they know how to defend.

    I am not really worried now, becasue I know we have a good owner that does not like loosing.
     
  15. Joemambo

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    Worst Case Scenario

    C- Yao Ming
    PF- JUWAN HOWARD
    SF- Shane Battier
    SG- T-Mac
    PG- RAFER ALSTON
     
  16. TBar

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    Jeff Van Gundy gets a contract extensiion fo 7 years at 8 mil per season. Daryl Morey is demoted to technical advisor only. JVG assumes all GM duties- trades, etc. -and publicly threatens Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady in the Chronicle with being traded to the Raptors. When Mc Grady complains to the media - he is suspended for ten games.

    Van Gundy signes Anthony Mason to a 3 year deal-noting we need the veteran help. Larry Johnson is hired as driver for JVG -relieving Charlie Ward. Charlie Ward assumes duties as Video Coordinator.
     
  17. Yetti

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    DD You have definitely hit the nail on the head, no other worst case scenario can be found!!!!!!!!DD :p
     
  18. bozo

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    AMEN !!!
     
  19. Yetti

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    Patrick Ewing returns to the game and this encourages Sir Charles to get on the bandwaggon, then Charles Oakley says but I am bettter than them and a so insists on a try out with the Rockets. JVG , who is now incharge of both coaching and basketball operations is overcome with the heart of these old players and gives them a two year contract. As he like the veterans, John Lucas SENIOR comes out of retirement and becomes our new playmaker Point Guard. After the first game of the 07/08 season six players have to be moved to the injured reserve and JVG is forced to suit up as well as Charlie Ward to to carry the team through the season. The only good thing is that the rockets only win FIVE games and get first place in the draft! But unfortunately with JVG in charge of everything the pick is traded with Yao Ming to New York for the rights to Steve Francis and their 29th pick in the second round. By 2009 Les has lost about $400 mil on the team and has JVG imprisoned for impersonating him at the tux and tennies. Surprise thing is that the secound round 29th pick turns out to be the next Michael Jordan and the Rockets rebuild under Mario Elie and win ten Championships in a row. Clutch is given the Medal of Honor for sevices to Basketball by President Hillary Clinton and then goes to Buckingham Palace to be knighted by the Queen, aged 101 years for his contribution to Electronic Journalism. On the way back Clutch is most fortunate to be the only one saved as his flight goes down in the Bermuda Triangle. Clutch becomes upset after this experiences so he gives away his entire estate to Jeff who becomes the new owner of the Clutch BBS in 2010, to his surprise Les makes Jeff an offer he can't refuse and Jeff buys the Houston Rockets on the never never and then becomes the Mayor of Houston.
    Clutch became a monk and dies in 2060 and is made a Saint. Saint Clutch is entombed at the Basketball Hall of Fame.
     
    #19 Yetti, May 11, 2007
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  20. houst-mac

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    Didn't he do that already??
     

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