Okay where do I start. Its 2:53 in the morning. Soooooooo last night I was hanging out with these 3 girls that my boys met from in Seattle and brought down here. Me and one of the girls hook up in the club and nothing serious but we definitely felt each other and at the end of the night we went our separate ways and I forgot to get her number. She texts me later in the night actually AM being like " Hi this is _ _ _ _ _ I had fun what are u doing tomorrow" And then I get a text message in the morning from her cousin saying " Hey this is _ _ __ _ _ _ _ can you do me a huge favor..... Can u please take out my cousin she recently got out of a bad break up and I'm feeling sick so I'm gonna be in the hotel the rest of the trip." I replied "sure of course no problem." Since we had a good time.... I was all about it. She replies " Cool just tell me when to send her out." So tonight I went to the hotel and picked her up to go kick it alone with each other exclusively and we were hangin out all night and having a good time. We were at the club and decide to leave a bit earlier and go back to the hotel because her cousin and other friend were out and about because they were calling me and her being like " where are you guys we wanna come meet up" this is her girl cousin and the other girl. I told her we were at the club and made up some BS to buy some time so I could take her back to the hotel they were staying at to do thangs. This is where the story gets interesting...... SOoooo were back in the hotel room and we start making out and what not ...... The whole time shes kinda holding back and being shy.... so I'm like F this im not trying to force this and I back off. Anyways then she starts gettin aggressive on me and takes control when I back off and we do the whole 4 play thing and I warm it up. And then I was like do you wanna _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and shes like okay " only if you turn off all the lights. Im like Kool done! SOooooooo I turn off Lamp 1 and then I turn off Lamp 2..... and literally right when I walk across the room to turn of lamp 3....... BANG BANG BANG The door knocks! and I'm literally standing in the room naked........ Pitching a you know what. I'm thinkin OMG this is seriously not happening ! Sooooooo she goes to open the door and its her cousin and the other girl. Her cousin comes storming in and shes like "WHo the F do you think you are?!?! I dont care if your my cousin and your older than me...... its 2 in the morning and blahhhhhhh blah blahh" all this is happening when I'm strugglin to put my pants back on and what not and regroup! I put all my clothes back on and I start runnin out to my car. I see these 2 other dudes in the hotel lobby who saw the 2 girls before they came to knock on the door and I'm like duuuuuuuuuuuude I just got the worst C#R%* block everrrrrrrrr and they were like ya we just saw the 2 girls walk by us! ANyways, I'm like I gotta bounce cause I was freaked out her cousin came storming in and was trippen so I bounce to my car and take off..... She comes runnin after me cause the 2 dudes were like " hey yo! Wait up shes right here and I wanted none of it" Mostly cause I was freaked out! She calls and leaves me these messages being like " come back .... I ran after you but you just took off blah blah" The funny yet kinda effed up part is we wasted like half an hour of her playing hard to get since we came back to the hotel before she finally obliged! This is straight out of the movies like literally I was 2 seconds away. Anyhow this story is pretty personal yet funny yet effed up at the same time cause this is the first time I've literally been C#)$* blocked like seriously. I don't normally share many stories but this one I feel had to be shared. Damn, I wrote a lot but the moral of the story is I need my own place ( Yes, I live with the parents..... but not for long) Ya ya laugh.... since she left me a message and was like turn around and come back and get me and lets go back to ur place" That's also part of the reason why I bounced out so quick cause I can't be bringin girls back to the parents place (that's another story all together). Anyhow, I think I'ms missing parts to the story but you get the idea. Tonight. I LOSE! I might regret writing this ian the morning when I wake up and check the hangout. Whatver Eff it.
that's what you call **** block? more like you were unlucky. one night me and my friend went to meet this chick he was interested in. anyways, the chick is eye balling me the whole night and we chatted for a little bit. we seemed to really kick it off but i didn't want to push it any further because i knew my friend had feelings for her. after a couple of weeks, i asked him what's up with that girl. he said she doesn't like him. i said ok, cool. hook me up with her digits. he never did. he kept making up excuse after excuse. i don't know what his reasons were, but i assume he was probably embarrassed that he couldn't hook up with her so he **** blocked me. i guess, that's a different variation of the term.
you ran away from 2 girls? and when the girl getting freaky with you came after you, you ran even further? i don't think that's **** block...it sounds like you just wussed out.
I'm curious why you still ran away after she can running after you? Sounds like to me she wanted to finish the job. Should have banged her in your ride.
I hate c@&kblock stories.. cause they always have bad endings One time i was in Atlanta with one of my boys and we were chilling with some girls. One of them was this girl I was sorta talking to but we never actually hooked up. She had a friend who was a year older than her and they were like bff's, but sorta in the big sister/ younger sister kinda way..Turns out my friend and her friend were born on the EXACT same day. Same birthday, year, everything. I think this intrigued her more because she was totally into my friend. So we were drinking and partying all week, and on the last night we took them back to our hotel. I had my own bed and my friend had his own bed so it was perfect. We were just chillin watching some tv, drinking and smoking a little and then at some point we started to mess around a little and I could tell they were messing around on the other bed too. The lights were turned off and we were "sleeping". So this goes on for a little while and things were heating up and then i was ready. Just as I was thinking about where i put the condoms i noticed they stopped doing whatever they were doing on the other bed. I'm like wtf?? because the girl was on top of him *breasts in face* and everything, kissing all over him just a lil while ago. I could tell by the look on his face he wasn't trying to mess wit her anymore and probably just wanted to smoke. I guess something happened.. So I go back to my girl and we mess around for a bit but obviously now sex wasn't happening. Like these two had sort of a big sis/lil sis relationship where i knew if the older one did it the younger one would. This is because the older one is actually BEST FRIENDS with the younger ones' older sister who was in another country studying abroad at the time. Yea they both drink and party together all the time but iff the younger one had SEX and the older one knew about it, she would definitely tell the sister.. So anyways I knew all this so I was pissed cause the opportunity was there. The next day we left for Texas and in the car I asked him why he didn't have sex with her when we both could have gotten some. He said she had on these grandma panties and that really turned him off so he couldn't do it. I was like "who gives a sh#t she has big t**s?!?!! i can't believe you didn't bang her because of the panties she was wearing!" Plus even if that was a legitament reason, he should have still taken one for the team. Cause we were boys like that. And that's what its all about. Ya dig? We had the hotel, we had the girls, we had them literally in our laps waiting for us to do you know what, but NOPE it didnt happen.. Listen to this, the night before I had a different girl in the bed and we were messing around and eventual had sex. My friend was sleeping, or atleast pretending to. We did it once and about to do it again, then in one smoove swift motion, he gets up, turns on a lamp, puts a doobie in his mouth, and lights it at the same time. Me and the girl were like -_____- "What.. the.. F... " I guess no more sex tonight!
This thread really is useless without pics. But man, that sucks. You should have stayed. You never know what could have eventuated from one guy and 3 girls in a hotel room.
Back in high school a friend of mine (yes it's really a friend and not me) got a pretty bad **** block. His parents were going out of town so it was just going to be him there. He already set up plans for this girl to come over and stay with him. Well Friday evening rolls around and guess who shows up....His effin grandmother. We give him hell about being **** blocked by his grandma.
**** block doesn't mean you got blocked by a **** but rather your **** got blocked...it could be by anyone.
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Funny story. I think you should just have gone back and picked up the girl and taken her to a different hotel (if you can't take her home) and finished the deed.
So funny and so sad.. I think most of us guys can relate and have similar stories. When its happened to me its been a little tamer, no nudity, but still bad. About a year ago I was playing a show at a bar and during set break I was talking to two fairly hot women, a blonde and and brunette, from BFE Minnesota coming down to Minneapolis to party. I'm hitting it off with the brunette and the blonde says if you play "Brown Eyed Girl" she (the brunette) will show her brown eye. The brunette grabs my arm and looks straight at me and says "I will." So we get up to play our last set and the two girls come right up to the stage and the brunette points to her eye and then suggestively to her butt. I'm thinking this is good but the problem is that we played "Brown Eyed Girl" in an earlier set and I know the rest of the band wants to get through our set so I figure we will play it at the end as an encore. During the set a friend of mine who was there starts talking up the blonde and about halfway through the set I see him take her hand and head out of the bar. I'm thinking "uh oh this can't be good" and wanted to yell "wait until the end of the set ya b*stard!" Sure enough he took her out to the parking lot and got a BJ but the brunette got pissed when she noticed her friend had gone off and left her at the bar so she took off too. After the show when I caught up with my friend I told him if he could've just waited another 20 min. for the set to end we both could've gotten some action. He felt bad about it and said if he would've known he would've kept the blonde in the ar until the end of the set.
I got Blocked by a Dad of all people!!!! So I'm having a small party at my parent's house when I'm a freshman in College. My parent's are out of town. I only have two friends over to drink and get high and have some fun. I invite my neighbor over, she's a 17 year old senior in High School and her little sister who is something like 15 think. Anyway my neighbor is a pretty much a "good girl," so I thought. We start watching some p*rn and smoking weed and before you know it we're making out...as weed will tend to lead to. My friend is getting on her also. We end up on my waterbed and my friend starts pounding her while she giving a handjob. I all making out with her and stuff and I'm wanting to poke her in the throat, but she wasn't into that...whatever right? So I've never been in a 3some...it was pretty weird. Anway...my ass friend decided to spew on my sheets and finishing the job. Freak rolls over on me and says "You're next!" I'm like...HOLY S*IT! Now the last thing I'm going to do it be sloppy seconds to my friend...so I'm searching for a condom when the freaking sister knocks on my bedroom door and says "Dad says we have to go home!" Dad had NO IDEA what was going ont. Little sister the whole time is teasing my other friend in the living room, but they never did anything...she was 15 anyway. I was like "NOOOOO." My neighbor kisses me and says "We will have to finish this sometimes else." Anyway it was weird after that. We would hang out on occasion in the street and stuff...but we never did anything. That was the first and last time we hooked up. BTW - I totally had a girlfriend of over 2 years at that point. I know...I was slime back then. I never intended to get with my neighbor, but weed and euforia are powerful things. So I got blocked by Dad and he never knew it. If he had I probably would be dead anyway.
