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Worst Brain Fart Moments

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Apr 29, 2012.

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    new guy i hired a few weeks ago had 2 brain farts on the same day.

    girl asks him for a turkey blt sandwich, he looks at the screen blankly for a few seconds and asks me where is the chicken blt sandwich. i told him she said turkey blt not chicken blt. he replies by asking me once again where is the chicken blt sandwich button. btw i was standing right next to him while this went on sigh...

    that same night he runs to me in a panic and says that the hose we use to rinse out the mophead is leaking and flooding the floor. i go back and see that the hose head is indeed leaking. but why is it flooding the floor? because my genius worker decided to run to me to tell me about the flooding problem rather than 1) putting the hose in the mop sink so the water will go down the drain or 2) turn off the water. sigh again

    good kid and tries really hard, but sometimes smh...

    anyone had worse brain farts? lets hear em
     
    #1 hotballa, Apr 29, 2012
  2. Dairy Ashford

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    Your pick Auerbach, can't pass the buck now.
     
    #2 Dairy Ashford, Apr 29, 2012
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  3. ballerboy001

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    Damn. I dunno what that's about, but doesn't it make it HARD to fire someone that does stuff like THAT? I can sense your sympathy.

    Also, welcome back, lol. I know not too long ago you caught a little slack [undeserved, in my opinion] for creating "x" amount of threads. I'm sure I'm not the only one that misses the (so I've heard they are called) Hotballa files.
     
    #3 ballerboy001, Apr 29, 2012
  4. QdoubleA

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    Chris Webber says wassup.
     
    #4 QdoubleA, Apr 29, 2012
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  5. hotballa

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    hes a good kid. i would never fire someone for stupidity as long as he shows effort.

    yeah master baiter and a couple others were offended by my news thread so im putting that away for a while. dun wanna offend anyone.
     
    #5 hotballa, Apr 29, 2012
  6. The Real Shady

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    There are plenty of tards out there living really kickass lives.
     
    #6 The Real Shady, Apr 29, 2012
  7. subtomic

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    Is there really any other choice?

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cmi_p1iLs3g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #7 subtomic, Apr 29, 2012
  8. Mr. Clutch

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    So where is the chicken blt sandwich button?
     
    #8 Mr. Clutch, Apr 29, 2012
  9. hotballa

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    You must be bald since I don't think you're Jewish and you're acting like a penis. :grin:
     
    #9 hotballa, Apr 29, 2012
  10. moonsh0t

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    When I used the term brain fart in an interview.
     
    #10 moonsh0t, Apr 29, 2012
  11. Jontro

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    That's why you only hire college graduates for your restaurant. A masters degree would be a bonus.
     
    #11 Jontro, Apr 30, 2012
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    I constantly mindlessly call my girlfriend by the names of my ex's and/or my sister, and often make the mistake of calling my sister and mom by the same subset of forbidden names.

    I pay dearly for all.
     
    #12 shipwreck, Apr 30, 2012
  13. hotballa

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    i hope you dont do this while in bed
     
    #13 hotballa, Apr 30, 2012
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    ....I asked when Cinco De Mayo was the other day....:(


    I corrected myself within seconds, but damn, really?
     
    #14 Codman, Apr 30, 2012
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    One time, I agreed with everyone on this BBS. :eek:
    caucasian??? :confused:
     
    #15 SwoLy-D, Apr 30, 2012
  16. hotballa

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    Just yesterday at my employee of over 2 years and drew a complete blank on what his name is. man getting old sucks
     
    #16 hotballa, Apr 30, 2012
  17. hotballa

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    Woman just ordered a philly cheesesteak with no penis. Corrected herself right away and said no bread, and managed to maintain eye contact with me so I give her respect for that.
     
    #17 hotballa, May 25, 2012
  18. Xerobull

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    Can't get worse than this. I've done this once or twice. You never live it down.
     
    #18 Xerobull, May 25, 2012
  19. i_win_biatches

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    its called being stoned
     
    #19 i_win_biatches, May 25, 2012
  20. Rox11

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    Maybe she said leeeettus and you misheard ;)
     
    #20 Rox11, May 25, 2012
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