Oh my God, how could I forget . . . Lil'ManSlick. Disagree about Pole and mr oily. I think you could scare some dudes off with those names. But Crisco . . . man, there's just no good way to pass that one off.
newbie....sigh...outlaw knows I have a crush on him. mr_oily!!! chickenhead is not getting you very far, either.
I've said this before crispee, but I'll mention it again...my brother is gay, so I get REALLY defensive sometimes. Sorry for the attitude.
My roomate's in jail. Trust me, your name does not matter. And definitely, stay away from the shower.