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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Uprising, Sep 18, 2003.

  1. Uprising

    Uprising Member

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    I am in a computer lab at Blinn College and this chick just sat next to me, and man oh man does she stink. I didn't know girls could smell like that. That had to be the strongest BO i have ever smelled:eek: .....well one of the strongest.

    Ugh....I think I am gonig to have to move....its too strong....:(

    Some body should give her a Deoderant stick for christmas....

    Ladies aren't supposed to smell like this....It's against everything woman like....

    Anyone elese ever had this horrible experience?
     
  2. arno_ed

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    sorry you are on our one:D

    yes 800 posts. just 200 more and i have proof i have no life:D
     
  3. AroundTheWorld

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    Usually chicks smell better than guys. Sometimes, unfortunately, really fat chicks smell quite bad, though, because they sweat more.
     
  4. drapg

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    On the drive home from work yesterday, I listened to a radio program on 950 AM. The host was discussing a new law passed in a small town in Oregon that no longer allowed stinky people from using public transporation.

    I would love to see how that is enforced.

    Excuse me ma'am, but you smell like a rotting corpse inside a car on a hot summer's day. Would you kindly step off the bus?
     
  5. drapg

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    and because they don't wash between the rolls, leading to a build-up of dirt and grime?
     
  6. no_answer

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    Oh man! Thanks for freaking reminding me. Every single time I have art history the chic next to me smells like pus! At first I figured... well maybe she just got laid and didn't have time to shower before class BUT COME ON every time, please. It's just gross. Today is the day I get to smell her, yipee. :(
     
  7. Uprising

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    Man that is hilarious....LMAO

    SHe wasn't that fat, a little meaty, but not fat. SHe just stinks.....man it was like she woke up late today and meant to take a shower, and hasnt had one in like 2-3 days....and forgot the Deodorant.
     
  8. MoBalls

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    Better smell yourself first.....she might think that youre the one that smells....;)
     
  9. Cohen

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    Could be her clothes.
     
  10. Uprising

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    I guess she might think I smell, since I smell like soap and not BO!....

    I dotn think its her clothes, its a distinctive body oder. Like....onions...and garlic....and everything else that STINKS!
     
  11. Manny Ramirez

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    Uprising and no_answer:

    Are these smelly girls attractive or "lookers"?

    I have always wondered what I would do if I was with a girl or woman that was fine but stank to high heaven. I guess I could get a clothespin and place it on my nose, so that way I can still look at her and be with her, etc.
     
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    Just try living in Germany for a while. During the summer all the Germans smell like that...

    *Gag*
     
  13. Uprising

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    When I lived in Switzerland my Russian roomate was worse....if he didnt reak of sweat, then it was his cologne since he usually put WAY too much on it.
     
  14. Mrs. JB

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    Invite her to take a shower with you.
     
  15. ima_drummer2k

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    Man, I was seriously going to start a thread about this today! Weird.

    There's a couple of my co-workers that smell BAD. They are women. I was thinking of bringing scented candles for my desk but I thought that would be to obvious. My buddy reccomended putting a stick-up under my desk. One that opens and closes so you can save it for the bad days.

    I don't understand it. How hard is it to freakin' bath every morning?
     
  16. Troy McClure

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    I don't get it. How can someone smell and not know or do anything about it ? It doesnt make sense.
     
  17. drapg

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    Perhaps b/c they smell that odor 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, it's normal to them. People who smell like soap, cologne, or perfume, on the other hand, must stink to them.
     
  18. drapg

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    Jump up from behind them and assault them with a bottle of spray deoderant when they're not looking.

    That'll teach those stinkers.
     
  19. JeeberD

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    Yup, that's they way they do it in Germany too. For some reason they think bathing daily is excessive and unnecessary and therefore just slap on tons of cologne or perfume to cover the stench.

    One of my worst experiences was when I was on a bus full of Germans in the middle of summer (it was in the nineties, which is hot for over there), the bus had no AC, and the windows wouldn't open. I nearly passed out from the stench...
     
  20. Uprising

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    Update on Situation ;)
    Now this is more like it. That smelly gal has left and the new one sitting here smells so damn good....:p oh and she also looks the part.
     
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