You send them a harmless drunken text at 10 p.m. and then they ask you to meet them and then they have all of their other guy/girlfriends show up and then they leave to go clubbing at 3 a.m. because you talked about doing one of her friends in a hooters outfit 3 years ago, and then you're stuck in the middle of montrose with women with butch haircuts talking about how bad the president is, and i'm still trying to rationalize how i could sleep with a cropped female that was 5 whwn i graduated. And yet, marriage still sounds horrible. Fatty had a bad night...
Are we trying to start some antagonism? Go play with your owl, mr. Rogers. Oh, and BTW, I'll be the first to say I screwed up. But you'll be surprised what a single man's mind feels like, and how idiotic it can be, or where it will lead you... Ultimately: My Fault. My Stupidity. My still needing several things, of which, none are handy.
One of my friends calls this the "hole factor". They've got the hole, and we want it, and they know we want it. This is most basic rule of almost all male/female relationships, and the foundation of most of the rituals that we call life on this planet. I'm beginning to think it's a Zen thing. The key to getting the hole is not wanting it.
Considering that all this happened in the Montrose area, I would assume that there HAS to be a joke in there somewhere.
so like 2 hours ago, i had this dinner meeting with our companys chinese partners here in southern china, and those guys told me they gonna take me to massage, i was like mmmkay... we went to a spa, and showered, then this guy came to me and told me to lay down, he washed me, and that sh*t was freaking weird, but he did a great job, after that the they told me we still have massage, so we went up stairs to a dark room, and dang! there was this hot chinese young chick start to massage me, and gave a full body massage plus a great hand job, sh''''t! Dang that was great, the whole thing cost some thing like 25 dollars. i was hella suprised and happy right now, yeah!
Happy ending...nice... As for FFB, of course they do...women are weird that way...Of course we want to do there friends, especially if they're hot...I see nothing wrong with that...Rough night, we all have them...You'll have better luck this weekend...
