I am laughing after reading this. ATLANTA -- The case of the airline passenger and the sex toy will be heard Friday in federal appeals court in Atlanta. Renee Koutsouradis was on a Delta Air Lines jet awaiting takeoff in Dallas when she was taken off the plane because something was buzzing in her luggage. She told a Delta security agent it was likely a sex toy, which she and her husband had just bought during a trip to Las Vegas. The woman said she was ordered to take the vibrator out of the bag, hold it up and remove the batteries in full view of some of the other passengers. She also claimed a Delta baggage handler licked his lips and made sexually inappropriate comments. Her lawsuit against the Atlanta-based airline claims she has suffered nightmares and panic attacks because of Delta's handling of the vibrator incident. A lower court judge dismissed the case.
I thought airlines had policies about vibrating luggage? Every once in a while when it's a sex toy, it's company policy not imply ownership in the event of a sex toy they have to use the indefinite article "a sex toy" not "your sex toy"...
You might even say that we ate Gunter, and he's in our stomachs right now! No wait...scratch that last one.
What did she expect? When one of those comes up in your luggage, they're not going to beat around the bush.
The passenger, although distraught over the episode, was still aBUZZZ of the RAMifications this incident would cause her and her husband... sorry, couldn't resist...
Get out of your chair, put some shoes on(clothes too if you're nekkid), get your car keys, wallet, local video rental card, drive to your local video rental store and ask the clerk for Fight Club. Rent said Fight Club, take it home and watch it. Enjoy you're new level of understanding.
What???? No Strip Search !? Finding something like that DEMANDS a strip search I wonder if Mr Licking His Lips will be fired Rocket River
