http://www.reuters.com/article/oddl...e=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=22&sp=true Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday. Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict." The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high. "It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
You should also post the article about the midget who got his penis stuck in a hoover vacum. ...as a companion piece.
my whole question is how does a guy allow this to happen, at least from what i can get from the article the guy was awake. even if you are drunk off your butt you dont let anyone mess around down there with fire and some flammable liquid. imagine having to life with your ex-wife though for 3 years. ouch.
I posted this because of my concern for the expensive property costs in Russia, not because of my fear that people are putting their penises in increasingly dangerous situations. Dwarf's penis gets stuck to vacuum cleaner August 21, 2007 - 6:45AM AdvertisementAdvertisement A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry. Daniel Blackner, or Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf, was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances. The main part of his act was for him to appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member with a special apparatus. The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required. He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation. "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said. "I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived." http://www.theage.com.au/news/arts/hoover-horror/2007/08/21/1187462218754.html#
So, I was out having a drink Friday night, and got to talking with a really hot, really attractive 50 year-old woman. (I'm 46.) We had a couple drinks, and were getting along well. After the third drink, she whispered in my ear, "Would you like to try a Mother/Daughter thing?" I said, "Hell yes!" and we got in my car, and drove to her house. We went in the front door, she dropped her keys on the entry table, and shouted upstairs, "Hey, Mom? You up?"
^ oh no he didn't...and yet more evidence that women are nucking futs... According to police, the women is expected to get the shaft...On a side note, he's en Fuego!!!!!!
So, I was out having a drink Friday night, and got to talking with a really hot, really attractive 50 year-old woman. (I'm 46.) We had a couple drinks, and were getting along well. After the third drink, she whispered in my ear, "Would you like to try a Mother/Daughter thing?" I said, "Hell yes!" and we got in my car, and drove to her house. We went in the front door, she dropped her keys on the entry table, and shouted upstairs, "Hey, Mom? You up?"
why was he watching television naked? I hope none of you guys watch rockets games while not wearing any clothes.
I only did that for game 5 against Dallas in '05. It spared the refs the trouble of taking off my shorts before screwing us.
