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Woman / Man Fake Doctor gives Breast Exams in Bars

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rocketsjudoka, Nov 18, 2010.

  1. rocketsjudoka

    rocketsjudoka Member

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    This is a really unusual case for a variety of reasons.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40248892/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts

    Cops: Fake doc carried out breast exams in bars
    Female reportedly with criminal record as a man is held on $100,000 bond

    A woman posed as a physician and duped at least two other women into undergoing breast exams at her hands in Boise-area nightclubs, according to police.

    Kristina Ross, 37, remains in the Ada County Jail on two felony counts of practicing medicine without a license. An Idaho judge set bond at $100,000 on Wednesday.

    Police said Ross introduced herself to victims — one at a downtown Boise bar and the other at a nightclub in a Boise suburb — as a plastic surgeon named Berlyn Aussieahshowna, a name that turned out to be bogus.

    The two women told Boise officers they believed Ross was a physician because of her apparent medical knowledge, and they agreed to undergo what they thought were breast exams, which happened at the bars.

    As part of her ruse, Ross allegedly gave the women the telephone number of a real licensed plastic surgeon in Boise, the state capital, authorities said.

    Staff at that medical office became alarmed at the number of calls they received from women in recent weeks attempting to confirm appointments or surgeries with a Berlyn Aussieahshowna, according to charging documents.

    Medical workers on Tuesday alerted Boise police about the pattern, and they later arrested Ross.
    Idaho court records show that Ross was arrested for petty theft in the spring and that the arrest warrant was issued to a Kristoffer Jon Ross.

    The Idaho Statesman website reported that Ross has a previous criminal record as a man but identified herself as a woman and was booked into Ada County Jail as a female.

    NBC station KTVB obtained documents from the Idaho Department of Correction which listed Ross as transgendered in 2004.
    Idaho court records show that Ross was arrested for petty theft in the spring and that the arrest warrant was issued to a Kristoffer Jon Ross.

    The Idaho Statesman website reported that Ross has a previous criminal record as a man but identified herself as a woman and was booked into Ada County Jail as a female.

    NBC station KTVB obtained documents from the Idaho Department of Correction which listed Ross as transgendered in 2004.
     
  2. AroundTheWorld

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    No kidding!
     
  3. thegary

    thegary Member

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    how dumb are people?
     
  4. juicystream

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    That might be the worst nom de plume ever.
     
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  7. Buck Turgidson

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    Haven't been to the GARM recently, have you?
     
  8. SwoLy-D

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    :eek:

    There's a mazyar joke in there... somewhere...
     
  9. rocketsjudoka

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    <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BQW2t4SxvJ0?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BQW2t4SxvJ0?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
     
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  10. ima_drummer2k

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    Oh yeah, I see no red flags whatsoever when a tranny named Berlyn Aussieahshowna approaches me in a bar and offers to give me a breast exam. How could that situation possibly not be on the up-and-up?
     
  11. Invisible Fan

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    It helps if you have a federal breast inspector's card.
     
  12. conquistador#11

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    Wouldn't a tranny be better off by dishing out a colonoscopy on a drunk male than giving breast exams to women? :confused:
     
  13. SwoLy-D

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    I know there's an "F.B.I." costume out there... (federal breast inspector) but this is the one I also found:

    [​IMG]

    :grin:
     
  14. bnb

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    I'm not being judgmental, and I don't mean this as a criticism -- but, for your own health you should probably consider losing a little weight if *anyone* is offering to give you a breast exam....and you might want to consider hanging out at a different bar (unless, of course, you're cool with all this).
     
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  15. Isabel

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    I can't believe that pick-up line actually worked. Maybe because women don't expect to hear it coming from a woman.

    And not sure whether she/he/it started out as a male or female... I'm thinking female from the picture...
     
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  16. GRENDEL

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    I'm sure they had something official like this.....

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  17. ima_drummer2k

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    What I do (or how I dress) on the weekends is none of your business!

    [​IMG]
     
  18. rocketsjudoka

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    According to the article started out as male.
     
  19. Fatty FatBastard

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    $100,000 is an insanely high bond for this. So he tricked women into letting him "examine" their boobs. Are women this offended these days?

    Big whoop.
     
  20. SirCharlesFan

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    I'd imagine it probably has something to do with his/her prior criminal record. If the person had a history of prior sexual misconduct, I could see the large dollar figure.
     

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