So if a tittyfark is called "Russian", what do you call it when this chick gives a guy a footyfark? Polish
too obvious ELAINE: I did not bare myself deliberately, but I tell you, I wish now that I had! (Fred, shocked by her speech, flees. She calls after him, still standing at the hallway) Because it is not me that has been exposed, but you! For I have seen the nipple on your soul!
"A foot fetishist would indulge in two pleasures at once." "If her shoe gets wet, will it tickle and become distracting?" "Another reason for a man to massage a woman's foot." "Don't feed your kid from THAT one."
She's a witch! Burn her. Wait, to make sure, throw her in a pond. If she floats, she's a witch. Then we can burn her.
How is that a nipple? Women's nipples don't look like that! (sand bags) I don't know whats nastier, her man feet or her hairy legs... Grosssssss
* If she goes out without socks on will she get charged with indecent exposure? * "Looking for love in all the wrong places?" * Adds a whole new dimension to the phrase "Lift and Separate" * "Sole food?" * I wonder what her shoe size is? 9 1/2C? * She must have gotten it from walking abreast, or something nippling at her heel. But now she can walk down Mammary Lane like no one else can. * I'm almost certain Dr. Scholl's has some kind of medicated patch for this. * And pretty soon, we'll have George Carlin "words that sound dirty but aren't" 'pussyfoot', thus turning it dirty. * It suggests that a breast would be a fairly easy tissue to grow in a dish?
