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Woman drowns during oral sex

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Zion, Jan 4, 2005.

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  1. Zion

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  2. RIET

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    Darwin.
     
  3. DanzelKun

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    "So did he come?"


    Seriously though... How could you not realize? Surely she started flailing her arms around and such... Seems like it'd have to go down as murder...
     
  4. jlaw718

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    These two weren't too bright.

    Natural selection.

    Irony. Irony everywhere.
     
  5. Davidoff

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    "Just so you know Peter, the safe word is banana"
     
  6. Zion

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    Yeah i noticed that. Could be fake, but there is a Darwin in the Northern Territories, Australia
     
  7. Cohen

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    Darwin beach ... and Pee Wee camp.
     
  8. weakfromtoday

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    Here is a link to the Darwin Awards page.

    Darwin Awards

    For what its worth.
     
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    Involuntary manslaughter?
     
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    Come on now.....she would keep going even though she was drowning.

    Is this the national enquirer?

    DD
     
  11. Dubious

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    I call BS.

    She wouldn't have to bite too hard to get his attention.
     
  12. mogrod

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    Maybe he liked that sort of thing. lol!
     
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    maybe it was her first time and she thought he might be "finished" or maybe she was one of those whom liked to be sufficated.....either way it is always best to wear floties in the water;)
     
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    The penal system is gonna come down hard on him for this screw up.
     
  15. Cohen

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    Yeah, and maybe they'll televise the oral arguments on Court TV?
     
  16. rrj_gamz

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    I call BS, but its an interesting thread...
     
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    He should be innocent, he was just trying to get aHead.
     
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    Reminds me of a good joke:

    A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decided to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she let out a sigh. The man ran out and told the doctor who said that was a good sign and suggested he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The husband went in and rubbed her right breast. This produced a moan from his wife. He rushed out and told the doctor. The doctor said this was amazing and a real breakthrough. The doctor then suggested the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he would wait outside as it is a personal act and he didn't want the man to be embarrassed. The man goes in, then came out about five minutes later, white as a sheet. He told the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asked what happenned to which the man replied, "I dunno, I guess she choked."
     
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    Jesus christ !

    There's just some things you don't talk about in public.

    Perhaps she had too much clorox pudding.
     
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    hilarious!
     

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