It seems to be a trend to post stories and pictures of your diarrhea on the Internet lately. Accidentally came across this one while reading a newsgroup: http://www.glapski.com/s**t_happens.html (replace the asterisks in the above url with the appropriate letters... doing this so it won't get censored. Of course, if you really want to go there, which you probably don't.)
You're telling me... http://bbs.clutchcity.net/php3/showthread.php?s=&threadid=70992 See what happens when you go away?