Popeye: "You mean I lost the ugliest player in the league award? Who did I lose to?" Other guy: "Popeye, you lost to this guy:" Popeye: " DAMN!!! He is uglier than me! "
Man: This is what Cato says his preseason form looks like. <i>Man shows Popeye the Clutchcity.net picture of Cato at training camp</i> Popeye: WTF! I saw that guy in Planet of the Apes!