Came home this evening to find this message on my voicemail: "This is _________ ____________ from the Jehovah's Witnesses. Because you were so rude the last time I was out there, we are just calling folks to save me gas money. If you want to make a donation, say $500,000, to our church... we'll let you back in. You can call me back at 1-800-ILL-GETYOU (I think that's 7 numbers). Well, anyway, this is _____ ______ for the faith!" I have entertained the JW's on my front porch from time-to-time but I've never let them in the house and I've never been rude to them and I have certainly never been a member of their church. In fact, I haven't seen them for many months. There were two different guys stopping by-- both pleasant enough. I chatted for awhile and made an excuse to end the conversation. The guy on the message didn't sound drunk or anything. I didn't really recognize the voice but they've been to my house and our phone is listed. I'm calling the cops tomorrow; what would you do?
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Tell them if they don't leave you alone, you will start attending another church. Maybe that will scare them so much, they will give you a Wii or something.
Ask them why they think they're one of the 144,000 in the first place.... then laugh a maniacal laugh. Mwwwaaaahaaaaahaaaaaa!
LOL, you remind me of one of my fiance's friends dad's. One time we saw a promo on the net where you could put someones phone number and Samuel L Jackson would call, kind of promoting the movie. Her friends dad thought it was real, and called the fn news station to tell them Samuel L Jackson just called him. What a fn moron.
If anyone should get harassed or threatened by Jehovah's witnesses and/or Mormons it would be me. I have: 1. Sprayed them with my water hose (pretty sure it was JWs) 2. Let the guy below get within a foot or so of taking a bite out of them (still do this to anyone who ignores the "no solicitors" sign on my door:
Well, are you going to pay me or not? The Cops won't be there fast enough to help so I suggest not calling. LMAO. Some people watch too many movies.
