I am congested. Its not really that bad, but it is seriously making my voice screwed up. Orange juice has been most effective in improving my voice short term, very short term. Alka-seltzer night time cold medicine has nearly eliminated all my conjestion and made my voice a little more consistent, but its still very weak sounding. I fear the daytime stuff won't be as effective (which still isn't effective enough) as the night time stuff. The drowsiness caused by the night stuff is worse than the conjestion. Should I start to consider sacrifing two roosters to the moon god or is their a better remedy known in the world of science or old wives tales?
I actually have a voo doo doll that works. I won't go into the whole story, but if you want some more pain I can muster it up. As a reference, I got the doll from those voo doo fruit drinks. And yes, it really did work.
Time, Rest, & lots of liquid to drink, drink, drink until you can drink no more. No chickens and/or roosters necessary.
