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Will you get drunker if Rockets win or lose?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SamFisher, May 8, 2009.

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Drunker if win or loss

  1. If the Rockets win, I will get more drunk than if they lose.

    24 vote(s)
    33.8%
  2. If they lose, I will drown my sorrows and tie one on even more.

    15 vote(s)
    21.1%
  3. I will get drunk regardless/no change

    19 vote(s)
    26.8%
  4. I'm already smashed.

    13 vote(s)
    18.3%
  1. SamFisher

    SamFisher Member

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    gauging sentiment for research purposes.
     
  2. finalsbound

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    Lose, for sure.

    I've already started.
     
  3. SamFisher

    SamFisher Member

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    After that buzzer beater shot by Kobe, I feel like taking a shot of my own.
     
  4. Surfguy

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    Kobe just makes the Lakers a better team. He's like two players out there. And, he cannot be stopped. I mean we are getting our butts kicked in every way imaginable in this home game. It would be embarrassing if the Lakers just weren't so good. Rockets are trying to keep up but to no avail.
     
  5. Cannonball

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    Where's the option for not getting drunk regardless of the outcome?
     
  6. SamFisher

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    It's over on LakersGround.net, except it's titled "How strong will your latte be if we win or lose? double espresso shot? Venti? Grande?"
     
  7. Jugdish

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    Lagunitas Hop Stoopid
    Brooklyn East India Pale Ale
    Dogfish Head Raison D'Etre
    Lagunitas Maximus

    Rinse, wash, repeat.
     
  8. moestavern19

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    dUDE i AM SO ****IGN DNRUK YO DON';T EVEN UNCDERTSNA DLIKE kOBE CAN ****ING DIE IN A FIRE LIKE I"M SO ****IN DURNK i JUSYT WISH THAT HJOKOBE WOULDN;T HAVE TRAPEDXD TGAT b**** IN COLORADO BECUASE FI i WAS THAT b**** i WOULD HAVE SUED kOBE AKD ****ING KILLED HIM IWITH A TIRE ITRON RIHGTJ UP HIS ASSHOEL BECAUE kOPBE IS A piuceo fshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
     
  9. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

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    You're the funniest poster on this BBS.
     
  10. SamFisher

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    I have gone Fuller's 1845 and Stone Bitter Chocolate Oatmeal Stout.

    Both highly recommended.
     
  11. LCII

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    This is a worthy research topic actually. I've always theorized theres two groups of people: oen group gets wasted when they're happy and the other group does so when they're depressed...
     
  12. Jugdish

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    Everything from the Isles sucks. And I'm a citizen.
     
  13. moestavern19

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    dude I'm seswear to God I really am drunk, don't get all sarcadtic on me dude.
     
  14. Jugdish

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    rolulzflamafagaggazorbad00d
     
  15. moestavern19

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    Jugdish, I know you are a special child of Emma Watson but seriouslu, samFisher has an oatmela stout that will set you BALLSACK ON FIRE>
     
  16. Jugdish

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    Oatmeal stouts are for little girls. The littlest of girls, in fact. Little girls that pretend they live in a video game. And that video game is Dig Dug.
     
  17. moestavern19

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    Digdug is a good game I usedc to play it with my kindergarten love Carrie Drake, but she turned into a slut by 1st grade and she flashed her vag to whoever wnate to see it so **** that slut.
     
  18. SamFisher

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    You are a massive hater. And that dig-dug guy will pump you up and explode you. Or make you run under a falling rock.

    Real ales rock. I'm talking warm casked **** that gives you the runs. I was in Scotland for 3 days last month and I had 24 unique real ales, Caledonian 80 was excellent. Please top that I dare you.
     
  19. Jugdish

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    Not to trample on your ego or whatever, friend, but I nailed that ho.
     
  20. Jugdish

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    Trappistes Rochefort 10.

    Eat my corrugated waste slide.
     

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