Wild Vacation Help:

Watching Wild on E! and seeing Brooke Burke call me away to exotic destinations for the last week has finally gotten to me and I need a wild getaway. That coupled with the fact that i've seen the same women over and over the last few weekends and they've gotten stale. I got a few friends that are down to do something new and i'm doing my homework now.

Prefere a Beach Setting, but exceptions can be made. I'm in the market for insanely hot women who love to party with a wild man like myself. I know people pretty much all over the world except the Orient, so I could have friends tell me where to go anywhere.

Places Considering:

Rio De Janiero or Sao Paolo, Brazil - I have a few brazilian female friends and they are all hot and love to party, that and half of the new Victoria Secret girls are Brazilian. I don't speak Portugese though. Some people want to wait till Carnival Next Year though.

Buenos Aires, Argentina - Very hot women there and I speak spanish fluently and have two friends there that will show us around. Its close to a beach and a little snotty, but I love a challenge. With the financial problems there recently, my buying power skyrocketed!!

Acapulco, DF, Mexico - Been there so many times and its always amazing. Love the girls from Monterrey and DF that go there and my friend has a house there so it would be cheap too.

Ibiza, Spain - I've had a blast in Madrid and Barcelona, but have never ventured to Ibiza. This is one that MUST be done.

Miami, US - Miami is fun, but it can be pretty slimy even at the nicest places. It seems full of old perv's and their stripper playmates. I don't need viagra or a wad of cash to get a female so lets move on...

Ideas????

 

Oski,

Gotta Enjoy while i'm Free!

And French Riviera is overrated. I was in Monaco about 5 years ago and remember with two friends ordering a bottle of Rum at a table for bottle service (they don't have much of that here) and the bill was like $800. It was not that much of a party crowd but more of a 'society' crowd in which people knew each other and there were great private parties (we got into a few) but more people looking for something besides just a good time. There was this club in Paris, called something like Le Banduche or something like that. It was pretty wild and they had a room filled with Soap bubbles, which looks funner than it is when your eyes are burning and your getting groped in the soap by some frenchie guy!

 

The funny thing is that Brazil, I believe, is almost as far from Houston as it is from France or China.

The reason being that most maps are skewed because they try to copy the globe on a flat paper. That is why Greenland looks so big and why South America Looks closer than it really is.