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Why we need sex ed: Jamie Lynn Spears knocked up again

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  1. Oski2005

    Oski2005 Member

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    http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=13171

    This story is going to seem kind of hard to believe, but just remember that it's about Jamie Lynn Spears, the girl who let guys f*** her bareback while she was pregnant because, as she put it, "I can't get pregnant again". Oh the irony.

    Jamie Lynn Spears has another bun in the oven, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER is reporting exclusively – and her pals are begging her to abort.
    In a blockbuster world exclusive, The ENQUIRER has learned Spears is now expecting for the second time – a mere three months after giving birth on June 19 to baby Maddie Briann.
    “Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical,” revealed a close source. “Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out.”
    “Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source. “She’d expected to have her period by early September.” A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source.

    You may or may not be able to get pregnant while breast-feeding, I don’t know, I'm not a doctor, but you know an awesome way to not get pregnant? Don’t have idiot hillbilly teens *** inside of you. Facials are more than just compelling television and the best way to gauge how cool a girl is, you know.
     
    #1 Oski2005, Oct 8, 2008
  2. Angkor Wat

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    Really? Are we taking The NATIONAL ENQUIRER as a credible source now?
     
    #2 Angkor Wat, Oct 8, 2008
  3. TMac640

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    W-O-W. How stupid can you get? Seriously? There should be an IQ test given to everyone before they have sex, otherwise they should in turn be shot :)
     
    #3 TMac640, Oct 8, 2008
  4. Oski2005

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    Well they did break the John Edwards story.
     
    #4 Oski2005, Oct 8, 2008
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    So that makes Britney the normal one, right?
     
    #5 yobod, Oct 8, 2008
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    that makes them 1 for 50,000,000 stories
     
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    Awesome.

    Britney's the normal one and KFed's the model parent.
     
    #8 bnb, Oct 8, 2008
  9. Royals Ego

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    my kind of gal
     
    #9 Royals Ego, Oct 8, 2008
  10. The_Yoyo

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    two things:

    -didnt the mom write some book about parenting?

    -also did britney's sister do anything to earn her celebrity or was she just "britney's sister?"
     
    #10 The_Yoyo, Oct 8, 2008
  11. giddyup

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    Why we need sex ed? Really? Do you think she paid attention in class-- any class?

    I wonder what her parents' responsibilities are in all of this?

    Are you looking at sex ed as a line of first defense or as a safety net?
     
    #11 giddyup, Oct 8, 2008
  12. ima_drummer2k

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    God's only mistake was making stupid people fertile.
     
    #12 ima_drummer2k, Oct 8, 2008
  13. Cannonball

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    1) Yes
    2) She's an actress. She played the lead on a Nickelodeon show called Zoey 101.


    "You can take the girl out of the trailer park . . . "
     
    #13 Cannonball, Oct 8, 2008
  14. Hayesfan

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    The fact that she believed you can't get pregnant while breast feeding tells you exactly how stupid she is.

    Why the heck didn't she ask someone?

    What a moron.

    The answer, for you guys that have no idea about having babies, is there is no correlation between breast feeding and pregnancy. Prime examples... any Catholic families with 11 months between two births. (my father was 11 months younger than my uncle and my aunt is 13 months younger than my father)

    That family just makes me go :rolleyes: , I mean just ugh.

    I can't abide stupid females.
     
    #14 Hayesfan, Oct 8, 2008
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    You lost man points for knowing that!
     
    #15 BmwM3, Oct 8, 2008
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    Like who, her Mother? Her sister? You kind of answered your own question there. ;)
     
    #16 ima_drummer2k, Oct 8, 2008
  17. Cannonball

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    It was in the "news" after her first pregnancy when they talked about how it would affect her "how" and how they'd have to shoot from creative angles to hide the bulge. "The Soup" did a spoof on that and that's the only way I found out. I had no idea before then.
     
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  18. Cannonball

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    If she had asked Anne Hathaway for advice then she wouldn't be pregnant again.
     
    #18 Cannonball, Oct 8, 2008
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    Duubtful.

    Depends on how politically important her parents are.

    Does it matter?
     
    #19 rhadamanthus, Oct 8, 2008
  20. rhadamanthus

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    /thread. Awesome.
     
    #20 rhadamanthus, Oct 8, 2008
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