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"Why don't you have an accent?"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Smokey, Jul 4, 2007.

  1. Smokey

    Smokey Member

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    I went into work today (gotta love having building access) and picked up my lunch at Subway. I kid you not the girl making my sandwich asked me why I didn't have an accent. Are you effin me? What kind of question is that? I replied cause I was born here. Her next question was "Are you Indian cause my neighbors are Indian and they have accents?" She then adds "They must have been born there." Ya think? I played it off "Don't I look Mexican?" fake laugh.

    Wow. We don't all speak like Apu Nahasapimapetalon.

    Oh yeah Carlton from Fresh Prince is dating a p*rn star but I can't find a NSFW picture. Check out WWTDD.
     
  2. Lil Pun

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    Goodness, and Nicole Ritchie is pregnant.
     
  3. dntrwl

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    he's fat now too. god carlton, look at yourself, what the hell have you done.
     
  4. dntrwl

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    guess that's a bad website!
     
  5. Smokey

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    I cracked up to read Ashlynn Brooke doesn't do interracial on camera but does it in her personal life. They say interracial lowers your "value."
     
  6. MR. MEOWGI

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    Is that Indian as in dot, or as in feather?
     
  7. Achilleus

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    At least she didn't ask, "why are you wearing deodorant?"

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060711113934AACnbKl

    That ain't right...

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    The parenthetical pre-apology is the best.

    "Why do most Indians have bodily odor? (no offense pls)?"


    Now, is the answer at all informative or is he just thinking as he writes.


    "They eat a lot of curry...

    It comes out their pores.

    It's natural for them and has nothing to do with whether they've bathed or not."


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  8. krnxsnoopy

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    hahahahaha :)
     
  9. Brando2101

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    That was an ignorant comment but a huge majority of my south/southeast Asian friends are only 1st generation so I can kinda understand why she would think that. How old are you?

    If you are in your 40s I would have put money that you would have an accent.


    EDIT: ohh it's smokey. You must be like 25. Yea that's r****ded. She should know better. That's sad that some people never even talk to people their age from other races.
     
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  10. Roxfan73

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    Why don't your posts have an accent?
     
  11. Dr of Dunk

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    It has less to do with age and more to do with where you grew up. I know 40 year olds with thick accents and 40 year olds with no accent because they went through the public school system here from elementary on.
     
  12. MR. MEOWGI

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    Well they do smell funny.
     
  13. glad_ken

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    I saw this photo a few weeks ago and knew right off that i had seen this girl in pornos...

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    Her myspace:

    http://www.myspace.com/ashlynn_brooke

    She has a blog entry that says:

    Alfonso Reibero....

    First of all I would like to say thank you for your attention regaurding the whole "Carlton Banks from Fresh Prince" rumor. But as much as you hear about the situation, I have to go ahead and put this one to rest. I am NOT dating, nor was I EVER dating Alfonso Reibero... or however you spell it. I met him one night at Sardo's for p*rn Star Karaoke. He was a nice guy... hangin out with Joey Fatone and other friends.... we ALL exchanged contact info. Later in the week he asked me to dinner, KNOWING that I had no intention of dating him.. just a friendly thing mainly to discuss work and what not. I'm not at all racist, I have many black buddies. In fact, 2 of my best friends in the WORLD are black. But sexually, I don't perfer black men... for work or in my personal life. So just to put your minds at ease. I'm not dating him, I don't talk to him... and I'm certainly not marrying him. hahaha that's funny though! I love you guys! Thanks again!

    PS. If you hear rumors about me and Tommy Gunn.... well.... that's a different story!
     
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  14. Invisible Fan

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    On-camera and in personal life rating:
    Whites 5
    Latinos 4
    Asians/Other" 2 - 2.5
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    Blacks - negative 4

    Gotta put out a whole ad to explain being seeing with a black guy, even a rich one. Well, a (p*rn) gal has to uphold her standards. And ease our "concerns"
     
  16. RAID

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    i'm filipino and i spent 10 years in the military. i remember being asked this exact question several times (between 5-10 times).
     
  17. WWR

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    Insanely hilarious for some reason. :D
     
  18. Mr. Clutch

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    I don't care how you want to spin it, this is racist.

    Honestly, I would rather have a girl tell me the following:

    "I'm very racist, I have no [insert your race here] buddies. In fact, 2 of my biggest enemies in the WORLD are [insert your race here]. But sexually, I prefer [insert your race here] men...for my work AND in my personal life."
     
  19. Invisible Fan

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    "[insert your race here] power!"
     
  20. nyquil82

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    My brother was in a Wal-Mart in Nevada a year ago and he was commenting to his wife that he had never been in a wal mart before. He's 30 and has always lived in Boston or New York after wal-mart became big, and has been working in Hong Kong for for 4 years. Also a Harvard Law grad. The cashier heard him and was so shocked and told all her cashier buddies that this guy has never been in a wal-mart before.

    When it was time to pay, they asked for a drivers license, which he didn't have, and he said he lives overseas. The cashier and her friends were so wowed to see someone who lived overseas (don't think they realized he was American). You can guess the next thing she said. "Wow! Your English is soo good!"

    Usually theres a fine line between racism and ignorance, but these people were clearly ignorant.
     

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