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Why do you guys call V-Span Kill Bill?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by RiceDaddy7, Jul 19, 2006.

  1. RiceDaddy7

    RiceDaddy7 Member

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    Sorry if this is considered spam. I just want an answer, even if this thread ends up closed. Everyone's been calling him Kill Bill and I don't get it. Does he look like Uma Thurman or something? Thanks in advance for your answer.

    - The RiceDaddy
     
  2. rockets-#1

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    Ha, I have no idea either. I don't even really like V-Span either. I'll just call him Spanoulis.
     
  3. Luckyazn

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    That's what the Greece's article was calling him
     
  4. yaofan07

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    Yup, b/c Vassilis is apparently the equivalent of William.

    Bill = short for William, and he's a killer? :confused: crazy greeks
     
  5. RiceDaddy7

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    It's a cool nickname. I hope it sticks and Bill Worrell and Gene Peterson uses it. I know Gene will.
     
  6. RiceDaddy7

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    Imagine this exchange by Gene...

    " ...good defense by Deke STOLEN by T-Mac!!! T-Mac to Skip to My Lou skip skip skip finds an open man to his left KILL BILL FOR TWO! KILL BILL! KILL BILL! "

    And then Jim Foley will say something like...

    " And Spanoulis just became the 487th Rocket to score their first point from the 45 degree angle and the 890th overall in the NBA. The last person to do that right-handed was Carl Herrera back in 1991! "

    Crazy Jim Foley and his stats.
     
  7. Matt78777

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    im not so sure, doesn't make sense to me. He's bill but he's trying to kill bill? Shouldn't it be killer bill? That sounds lame too. I vote for a new nickname.
     
  8. MR. MEOWGI

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    It is considered span spam.

    I prefer the nickname "Spanburger".
     
  9. Pistol Pete

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    I don't know why they call him that but it sure beats that Sura Faints crap....
     
  10. Legendary21

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    I think Kill Bill was the Babelfish translation. The Greek version was probably kille Vassilis. Probably because he's a killer on the floor when the game is on the line :cool:, and hopefully not because he has a history of homocidal tendencies.
     
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    I think it is just the crazy bablefish translation of his name and everyone ran with it. :cool:
     
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    Because Vassilius, unbeknownst to Rocket Management was once the number one hitman for the Greek underworld. But when he found himself pregnant by none other than Underworld Leader William Agamemnon Baklava AKA BILL he decided to leave that world for his baby's sake. Upon discovering Vspan's departure Underworld Leader Bill ordered him found and killed by none other than notoriuos hit woman and hollywood actress Lucy Liu. Lucy found Vspan and left him for dead at a church altar but surprisingly Vspan survived the murder attempt, although he lost his baby, and he recovered, traumatized from the loss of his baby he made a vow to kill Bill and anyone else involved in the murder of his baby. Thus the name "KILL BILL"!
     
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    He'll always be Vanilli Spanilli to me.
     
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    Because "Kill Bill" is far better than "V-Span" (sounds like a feminine hygene product) or his real first name (you think people had trouble spelling "Juwan"? Also sounds like a feminine hygene product).
     
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    Spanoulis Faints...
     
  18. Amel

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    hahahahahhahaha

    this is a classic moment!
     
  19. weslinder

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    Please shorten it to Villi Spanilli
     
  20. zaam

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    Actually, Vassillis in Greek has a more formal English equivalent. Its BASIL.
     

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