why do women and men view masturbation differently?

tell her that 97% of men do it (and the other 3% lied).
tell her that you've been doing it since you were 6 years old.
tell her that unless she's willing to make you so sexually exhausted that you can even lift a finger, that you'll have to find some other sort of outlet.
tell her that if properly "rewarded", you might consider restraining yourself.

 

I don't think women are as adverse to the practice as your girlfriend or you think. Maybe she should talk to some of her friends and ask.

 

I understand what you mean. Women are put in a hard position by society. When I started dating, I was surprised to actually meet women who weren't adverse to p*rn but what would personally think about a girl if she told you she watched p*rn about two or three times a week. I think most of us, including myself would initially think she was pretty loose.

They probably aren't as accepting as men are, but that has more to do with the depictions of women in p*rn more than sex. Think about the sexually explicit books you see in the periodical section of the supermarket. Those certaintly aren't geared towards men.

 

Do you do it in front of her? I'm trying to figure out how it became an issue in the first place. It's an interesting subject, robbie380. Not a bad one to bring up at all.

 

GEORGE: Care to make it interesting?

JERRY: Sure, how much?

GEORGE: A hundred dollars.

JERRY: (Pointing) You're on.

KRAMER: (Butting in) Wait a second, wait a second. Count me in on this. (Clicks his tongue)

JERRY: You?

KRAMER: Yeah.

JERRY: You'll be out before we get the check.

ELAINE: (Smiling) I want to be in on this, too.

GEORGE AND JERRY: (Rejecting) Ohh, no. No, no, no..

ELAINE: Why?

JERRY: (Showing difference) It's apples and oranges..

ELAINE: What? Why? (More 'no, no, no's from Jerry and George. Persistent) Why?

JERRY: Because you're a woman!

ELAINE: So what?

JERRY: It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man.

ELAINE: (Sarcastic) Oh.

JERRY: We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh.. shaving.

ELAINE: Oh, that is such bologna. I shave my legs.

KRAMER: (Making a point) Not everyday.

 

Tell her that you think about her when you do it, at least most of the time anyway.

 

Good question, Deckard because I wondered that too.

Was the conservation between robbie and his girl like this:

robbie: "Well baby I am the mood for a little you know what..."
robbie's girl (with an attitude): "Well, you ain't getting any so you can forget about it."
robbie: "Well, that is what you think - I will just go to the bathroom and be alone pleasuring myself."
robbie's girl (with great surprise and disgust): "Oh. my. God. So this is what guys do when they can't get any? I think you should leave now."

Okay, so it was tongue-in-cheek (or that was the intention), but you must really feel comfortable talking about that with her. Personally, I don't know where to begin with that with a woman.

 

I got lucky. My wife doesn't care about the p*rn. I am sure she subconsciously knows how tired of fending me off she would be if she wouldn't let me...(insert colloquilism here).

...take the rocket to a manual liftoff.

...give a salty treat to Rosie.

 

For your useful information - Republicans and Libertarians DO NOT .....I repeat DO NOT Mastur..........whatever.

 

Because over the last few millennia, women have been taught that masturbation is wrong.

 

They have?? I know some women who lost the memo.

 

When men masturbate they are killing 1/2 an innocent baby!

I am going to start picketing the soap section at Kroger's, and vote for Bush, to do my part to prevent y'all from destroying anymore innocent 1/2 babies.

"Down with masturbation! Up with family values! Down! Up!"

Er.....maybe that needs rephrasing.

 

Yes, we do. Trust me on that one.

 

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

 

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

 

As a Catholic I am offended










that you didn't post the mp3

 

My apologies....
mp3