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Why do nice girls always have to have that one c*nt friend?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by AntiSonic, Jan 7, 2007.

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  1. AntiSonic

    AntiSonic Member

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    You know the type: bitter because no man has ever considered her more than a sports **** and taking it out on you through (not so) subtle digs because her only friend in the entire world might actually like one of those horrible men more than her. No matter how much you try to be civil the b**** never gives it a rest.

    Yeah, why do nice girls hang around that kind of trash?

    I'm super serial you guys.
     
    #1 AntiSonic, Jan 7, 2007
  2. moestavern19

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    Cockblock : 1
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    #2 moestavern19, Jan 7, 2007
  3. AntiSonic

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    Haha. Not in this particular case, but the cockblockers definitely have the edge all-time.
     
    #3 AntiSonic, Jan 7, 2007
  4. El Toro

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    What goes in the asterisks?
     
    #4 El Toro, Jan 7, 2007
  5. bejezuz

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    I dunno, man, but I know exactly what you're talking about. I think chicks are just more strategic about their friends than guys are. Having a b**** friend is useful in case you need someone to take your side or defend you. Plus women are much more tolerant of the c*nt personality type, just because they've dealt with it more than we have. Many of my guy friends are total a-holes and it doesn't really bother me.

    I have one female friend that seems to attract the uberb**** type of girlfriends. She always gets mad at the conflict these poisonous women bring to her life, but she sticks with them. I think a lot of it has to do with the way she was raised, because her mom is the EXACT same way as her uberb**** friends.
     
    #5 bejezuz, Jan 7, 2007
  6. francis 4 prez

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    i'm pretty sure it's ****.
     
    #6 francis 4 prez, Jan 7, 2007
  7. geeimsobored

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    nah, it's ****
     
    #7 geeimsobored, Jan 7, 2007
  8. MR. MEOWGI

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    It's better than a two c*nt friend.
     
    #8 MR. MEOWGI, Jan 7, 2007
  9. bejezuz

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    Unless you've got two d*cks. :)

    That's two DUCKS you sickos.
     
    #9 bejezuz, Jan 7, 2007
  10. El Toro

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    ohhh. i always thought it was spelled ******* but, after a quick check, realized that's the anglicized form. my bad.
     
    #10 El Toro, Jan 7, 2007
  11. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    A cross between a fork and a duck.
     
    #11 StupidMoniker, Jan 7, 2007
  12. TBar

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    I'm 50 years old and my wife has one friend in this category-really disruptive. Also one of my nieces can screw up a weekend when I'm trying to get the honeymoon going....
     
    #12 TBar, Jan 7, 2007
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    dork?
     
    #13 rimrocker, Jan 7, 2007
  14. leroy

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    It's actually my wife's sister. What a c***. Otherwise, I get along well with her friends.
     
    #14 leroy, Jan 7, 2007
  15. TBar

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    Yeah - the girlfriends that do the blocking are not getting any and won't get any with that Pissy attitude. They should learn to be nice to men IMHO.
     
    #15 TBar, Jan 7, 2007
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    I had a guy friend like that. Needless to say, I no longer am friends with him. I don't understand sensitive guys with p*ssies
     
    #16 Yaozer, Jan 7, 2007
  17. Lil Pun

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    I think all girls have a friend or friends like this. It's not just limited to nice girls.
     
    #17 Lil Pun, Jan 7, 2007
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  19. JuanValdez

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    So, does it have the head of a fork and the body of a duck? Or maybe the head of a duck and the handle of a fork?
     
    #19 JuanValdez, Jan 8, 2007
  20. swilkins

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    Because they only have one c*nt.

    Where have you been?




    j/k
     
    #20 swilkins, Jan 8, 2007
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