I can't stop eating this bag of flaming hot Cheetos. Damnit, and I have an awards banquet to go to tonight. I'm gonna be hurting soon. That is all.
I've never understood why people always say their bum holes burn after they eat spicy foods. Maybe it does hurt some but I have never experienced the feeling and particularly do not want to.
If you can find El Sabroso brand hot cheese thingies, you must buy them. Vastly superior to cheetoes.
That doesn't really happen to me either, and I eat a ton of spicy food. I did eat some beets the other day, and my **** turned purple. I'm sure you wanted to know that.
How old are you? If you are in your early 20's, you still have time because I know - I was the same way. Once I turned 30, I started having that problem (eating spicy foods causing a hole in my stomach).
Flaming hots hurt my stomach more than give me the old "ring of fire". Jalapenos in larger amounts will trigger the ROF.
Yep. In college I'd eat a whole jar of peppers and drink the juice. Now I have to think about the other end before I engage in a pepper feast. I still do it occasionally, but not regularly, hence, my regularity.
ever tried some thai curry gone bad? my mom had made me some for lunch but i forgot to take it so it was left at home on the kitchen counter. i come home, take a quick peak into the container, looks good. took a sniff, smelled fine. i microwaved it up and scarfed it down. for the next 2 days, i took 12 sh!ts. believe me, i counted them. and they were at least 10 minutes every time. my bum hole burned for another couple of days afterwards. maybe it was more b/c of the spoiled food than the actual curry. i can't imagine the curry didn't help though.
The baked flaming hot cheetos are just as good. Me and the wife go through at least a bag a week, good shizz.
The only time I've had problems with spicy foods is when I was dared to eat a bowl of jalapenos. I like them, so the eating part didn't bother me at all, but man was that a fun night.
I love spicy foods and as I get older, I can't handle it as much...Although, I still eat popcorn with Tabasco or even cheetos with tabasco every once in a while...
Mmmm...can't get enough of spicy foods. Right now I'm eting a Quizno's sub that I've absolutely overlaoded with jalapenos and muching on pepperonchinis between bites!
Yeah I love spicy food... LOVE It. But the dreaded "ring of fire" has been known to happen to me on occasion. One time i was in Minnesota eating at a pizza place with my cousin and his friend. There were these 5 different hot sauces. I was like "pffft minnesota hot sauce w/e w/e" so I tried all 4 of them and they were all not even hot. Then there was the final 1, it had a skull and crossbones and a warning label on it. I was like "this is more like it" I poured some on my plate, dipped my slice of pizza in and took a big bite. It was damn tasty. Then it started... constant burning... it would not stop. My mouth was highly flammable for half an hour straight. Finally it stopped but i was like "ok guys... we really need to stop at a dairy queen." Nothing like a little ice cream to put out that ring of fire.
have you tried the Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos? they rule. i also like the Flamin' Hot Cheetos con Limon.
