Jeff: Oh, didn't realize what I was doing there. Just call me "Caveman" the next time you see me. Mrs. JB: I think it is safe to say that the "Princess Express" has been permanently derailed....maybe because her sweetie saw what she was doing and he called that train into the station! Alas, you know my weakness....talking derogatory of the "Little Idiot" aka Richard Melville Hall. Can't wait for his new CD, "18", which will be out by the end of May.
"How can I have ONE MILLION dollars and never pay taxes? First, get a million dollars. Now, when the tax man comes to your door, you just need to remember two simple words. 'I forgot.'"
Now that's comedy. Sometimes I think certain posters are really just a team of monkeys hitting lots of keys and miraculously forming entire sentences. I just can't prove it yet. I agree with Mrs. JB: You're all a bunch of freaks. Don't take this board too seriously (Manny, I'm speaking in your general direction ). I think I'll turn off my computer now and join society in the real world. Okay. Who's with me? Huh?
... There's a line from Pulp Fiction that applies here, but I won't bother. anyway, I thought the popularity contests were over.
I think some people around here need a pat on the back, or they need their ego stroked. The only thing, It's not comming from me. My suggestion, try to find inner peace.
Mrs. JB (who I think is generally very funny, by the way) says: (Wish there was an emoticon for 'incredulous laughter'!) I thought it was fairly obvious to all that we're complete dorks. In person we're over-friendly and over-talkative (in a possibly disturbing way), we never stop making bad pop-cultural jokes, and we each think the other is the funniest person in the world. (As a result at social gatherings we often end up giggling in a corner together since nearly everyone else thinks we're nuts or annoying or both.) I don't think we could be 'cool' even if we tried - we don't have the requisite blase gene. Are you completely disillusioned now, Mrs. JB?
Oh, oh oh...pick me, pick me!!!!!! It's amazing that people do not not use "I forgot" more often. Let's say you're on trial for armed robbery. You turn to the judge and say "I forgot armed robbery was illegal." Case dismissed.
And to further derail this thread: Let's repeat the non-comformists oath: I promise to be different: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique: I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say: I promise not to repeat thi...... GOOD!
Well, Jeff, I thought we had gotten over it too but since then you have chastized me a couple of times pretty severely-- especially the instance that Manny cites. I don't think that fits in with the "gotten over it" scenario. I was hesitatant to drag your "persona" into this but Manny did so I left you in there. Sorry; should have cut you free!
No, because I choose to stubbornly cling to my preconceived notions about everyone on this board, regardless of what may actually be true. You're cool dammit, YOU'RE COOL!!!!!
What is wrong with you people? Cryptic? Maybe your art of perception and understanding have simply been numbed over the years due to Mr JB's endless prattling on about weather radars in the middle of barren fields. Or you are just bitter because you realize that all of your cats and "natural wildlife" yard monsters are taking over your house slowly but surely and all Mr JB will do is talk to his computer. Or maybe you are just racist - yeah, you are racist! (incidentally, I liked your old persona better - more independent and not so reliant on "hiding" inside your fortress of fears)
