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Oh, please. It's so easy to sit back and judge now that we're a little older, but who didn't routinely play pretend-suicide as a child?
I understand the shock you are feeling, but realistically, kids have been killing kids with fake guns for a long time now. Most kids play these games as kids. Not as adults. So they think that way. Think of the game hang man. Nobody thinks of actually hanging a man. They just play the game for fun. And eventually this game will be thught of the same way if it becomes popular.
That's what I'm saying...when the little boys aren't playing with the toy, thier sisters WILL be "playing with the toy"
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I'm a vegan pacifist, and I shot millions of imaginary bullets when I was a kid. Having imaginary shoot-outs aren't necessarily "right," but I tend to think the effects of such play are grossly overstated. Letting kids play with "guns" lends itself to implied violence, and there won't be any such toys in my house. But you've gotta let kids be kids, too.
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American kids have been already learning about "Russian Roulette" from games such as "Pop-Up Pirate".
