I'm going with Hillary. For one I like smart girls and while I cannot say she is smarter than Dr. Rice, there HAS to be a reason Bill married her.
Yes; is this intended to be a Rice / Karen Hughes package deal? Is Air Force One involved here only? Is the Palin rendezvous to take place in the bitter colds of Alaska, "pro-America," or the less judgmental anti-America? Essential to know if one is to determine this scientifically.
Michelle Obama is so incredibly grotesque, both mentally and physically. She has the body of a preying mantis.
Michelle Obama's booty is out of this world. It helps that she is very intelligent and seems like she would be the most fun in bed. Palin's $150,000 wardrobe and $22,000 make up face make her look hot sometimes, but she looks like she would be a bore.
Yes, Princeton & Harvard Law are totally safety schools. Was any of that $150,000 spent at Frederick's of Hollywood? My plan: if I could Odysseus-up & seal my ears with wax, Palin. But only if I could simultaneously video, then Youtube the tape three days before the election. This way, both my genitals and the American people end up winners. (As is often the case.)