Have you ever been watching a television show and thought to yourself, damn I wish they would get rid of them. Ever wanted to off Screech from "Saved by the Bell", or destroy that annoying ass Sondra from "The Cosby Show"? Well now you can do it at Who Would You Kill and pick from your favorite shows and their worst characters.
Hmm, nobody on the shows I watch. I tend to only follow shows that I enjoy. There are a couple of characters on the WWE programs that I'd kill off, but more for comedic effect than anything.
Try watching some of Saget's old stand up from the 80's...Very funny stuff...you wouldn't recognize him... I wanted to kill the Olsen Twins, but now that they're millionaires and uber hot, I'll just kidnap them and hold them for ransom.
Wouldn't it be more fun to watch the entire cast kill each other? And I mean under duress, not for fun. To see the look on Phoebe's face as she is forced to pull the trigger on Monica's head would be well worth the price of admission. Of course, the last on standing would be shot as well.
Tony Soprano's sister, Janice. Then the guy with white hair who sniffs panties and lost the Russian in Jersey.
Are you kidding me? Paulie Walnuts and Janice Soprano? You're out of your mind. Those are two of the best characters on the show. Janice is such a freakin' catalyst who makes everyones skin crawl for her b****y, manipulative ways. SHE IS A MUST! And Paulie? He's the best comedic relief on the show. That Pine Barrens episode where he and Chrissy get lost in the forest with the Russian is the BEST episode in the series 4 year history. Those are two of the best characters, because they invoke emotions from the television watching audience. A.J., however, is just a nontalking turd who does nothing.
There was this one fatso on MTV's "Made" who wanted to do a triathalon. Man, I wanted to strangle him. (I had to instead strangle a pillow in effigy.)
I would off Tyne Daly on Judging Amy. After Maxine removes a 7 year old r****ded boy from a group home where he is repeatedly urinated on, Maxine returns to the home with an AK-47 and opens fire on everyone in the house. The Swat team takes her out after 45 minutes of mayhem.
