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Who wins in this match up? 5 Kobes vs 5 Dwight Howards?

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by nguyen3706, Jul 18, 2012.

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who wins?

  1. 5 kobe

    182 vote(s)
    57.4%
  2. 5 howards

    135 vote(s)
    42.6%
  1. CasaDolce

    CasaDolce Rookie

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    How many basketballs?
     
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  3. dragician

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    Full court i'd go with Kobe.

    Half court i'd go with Howard because he doesn't need to dribble. He'll just have to pass the ball and finish with alley-hoop.
     
  4. hltiki

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    1 kobe bryant > 5 dwight howards

    BOOM!
     
  5. deedee82

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    I LoL'ed in office reading this haha :grin:
     
  6. coachbadlee

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    A completely inane thread. Clutch? Can you remove his thread creation rights?
     
  8. AstroMechPLZ

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    5 Howards easy. have 3 of the Howards triple team kobe with the ball and the other 2 stand under the basket to guarantee the rebound. It's not like the first kobe is ever going to pass to anyone...
     
  9. Sirton

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    In there Primes Kobes

    Right now easily Dwights! Kobes are old and would have 5 Achille injuries.
     
  10. redwhiteone

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    Even if there are 5 Kobes, only one of them will shoot/attack against 5 Dwights who are of course defensive enforcers. 5 Dwights all day.
     
  11. Zboy

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    If one Dwight on the floor seems very tempting to go with Hack-a-Dwight, imagine how delicious five of them would look out there.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. afk

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    It's a summer thread made LAST summer. :grin:
     
  13. dragician

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    which kobe gets the ball? :)
     
  14. ooooaaaah!

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    Dwight's team would have no coaches or assistant coaches because they would all get fired. All single women in Houston would be pregnant and unmarried. Chiropractors would be in as high demand as fracking engineers.

    Kobe's teammates would constantly be fighting. Rape centers would be at capacity. There would be a boom in the diamond industry and orthopedic surgeons would be in high demand.

    [​IMG]
     
  15. BasketballMind

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    It depends who gets the ball first. If they have to shoot to see who's first, Kobe wins.
     
  16. cjtaylorpt

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    Trick question, Kobe doesn't play 5 on 5 basketball.
     
  17. zeeshan2

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    5 Kobe's on the floor is like having one Kobe because he won't pass
     
  18. thedude077

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    This something 13 year old's talk about. Bad thread.
     
  19. kmav23

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    5 Kobes will play iso selfish
     
  20. JLOBABYDADDY

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    Is all this after they got the ball up the court?
     

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