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Who wants to bet me? Kobe will give Shaq a facial next year

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Cipherous, Jun 25, 2004.

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  1. Cipherous

    Cipherous Member

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    I remember Shaq saying the only people who gave him facials were Jordan, Derick Coleman and some other big white dude.

    It is only fitting that we see Kobe's name up in that list.
     
    #1 Cipherous, Jun 25, 2004
  2. dugtzu

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    i think shaq has too much pride. if kobe attempts it i think he will end up injured.
     
    #2 dugtzu, Jun 25, 2004
  3. emjohn

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    I think if they're separated, Shaq's team will kick Kobe's bad in the standings.

    Evan
     
    #3 emjohn, Jun 25, 2004
  4. Rockets34Legend

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    But will still give him the facial! :D
     
    #4 Rockets34Legend, Jun 25, 2004
  5. thumbs

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    Yep, an eyeball in each armpit and Bryant's nose in Shaq's navel.:)
     
    #5 thumbs, Jun 25, 2004
  6. Lil Pun

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    What kind of facial are we talking about here?
     
    #6 Lil Pun, Jun 25, 2004
  7. Like A Breath

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    I know they're showtime but I didn't know that liked making THOSE types of movies! :eek:
     
    #7 Like A Breath, Jun 25, 2004
  8. lalala902102001

    lalala902102001 Member

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    I think that it's more likely that Shaq will level Kobe's ass to the ground if he tries to dunk on the daddy.
     
    #8 lalala902102001, Jun 25, 2004
  9. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    Kobe's gotten in enough trouble giving facials.
     
    #9 pgabriel, Jun 25, 2004
  10. CBrownFanClub

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    Welcome to The NBA on Cinemax
     
    #10 CBrownFanClub, Jun 25, 2004
  11. Rockets34Legend

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    You would like to know that, wouldn't you... :rolleyes:
     
    #11 Rockets34Legend, Jun 25, 2004
  12. R0ckets03

    R0ckets03 Member

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    Shaq plays absolutely no defense in the paint so giving him a facial is going to be pretty hard.
     
    #12 R0ckets03, Jun 25, 2004
  13. Lil Pun

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    It was a small attempt at humor, get over yourself. :rolleyes:
     
    #13 Lil Pun, Jun 25, 2004
  14. JTQ

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    Kobe is probably gonna get a facial on Shaq...but Shaq's team is probably gonna win the game... if they separated, that is...
     
    #14 JTQ, Jun 25, 2004
  15. Gummi Clutch

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    Shaq is going to throw down Kobe with hurt shoulder and all, flat on his back!
     
    #15 Gummi Clutch, Jun 28, 2004
  16. Mack

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    I predict Shaq will remain with the Lakers, and start blocking Kobe's shots anyway :D
     
    #16 Mack, Jun 28, 2004
  17. moestavern19

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    Shaq? No.

    Nicole Richie? Stay tuned...
     
    #17 moestavern19, Jun 29, 2004
  18. JamesC

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    Not gonna happen.
     
    #18 JamesC, Jun 29, 2004
  19. Gutter Snipe

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    Probably won't happen - Shaq won't challenge.

    What is it in the NBA culture that makes players so afraid of getting posterized? Shaq can say only a few players have dunked on him because most of the time he ducks. Where is the pride in that?
     
    #19 Gutter Snipe, Jun 29, 2004
  20. No Worries

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    Someone really needs to change the thread title.
     
    #20 No Worries, Jun 29, 2004
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