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Who says Kim Jong-il is crazy? He is a God! Ha Ha Ha

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by pirc1, Aug 2, 2005.

  1. pirc1

    pirc1 Member

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    eleven hole in one the first time he played?

    :D

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    Eleven holes-in-one in a single round... Tue Aug 2,10:59 AM ET



    SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea's Dear Leader Kim Jong-il never forgets a phone number, a cadre's career or a line of computer code.

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    According to an article posted Tuesday on a Web site run by North Korea, Kim wakes up early every day for intensive memory training where he sits down and commits to his keen mind items such as the phone numbers of workers in his Stalinist state.

    "I remember all computer codes and telephones that workers are using now," Kim was quoted as saying on the Web Site "Uri-Min-jok-kiri" (www.uriminzokkiri.dprkorea.com), or "Among our People."

    Kim surprised a group of North Korean officials attending a meeting in 2002 by recalling all their phone numbers "with lightning speed," the site said.

    On a day Kim visited a cemetery, he looked around at the tombs and he remembered the achievements, characteristics, tastes and bereaved family members for hundreds of the dead by a quick glance at the names on tombstones, it said.

    "All the attendants were surprised at his incredible memory," the site says.

    North Korean propaganda is ripe with the amazing achievements of its Dear Leader. The highly controlled state also closely monitors its citizens to make sure they do not speak out against Kim or challenge his rule.

    Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.

    The Web Site said Kim told all workers they should develop their ability to memorize. "The memory of a person gets better when a person uses their brain often," he was quoted as saying
     
  2. rockHEAD

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  3. Master Baiter

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    I think the guy is just a rittle ronery.
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  4. JuanValdez

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    In America, we have devices to take care of these things for you.
     
  5. pirc1

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    Ya but can your palm give you phone numbers at lightning speed? ;)
     
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    No, but you're Palm Pilot can. :)
     
  7. Mulder

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    So he was out playing golf and memorizing phone numbers while his people starved to death? What an *******. :rolleyes:
     
  8. pirc1

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    He seems to be worse than his father and Mao. Wonder how he would end up.
     
  9. Mr. Brightside

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    Kim Jong-Il is an extraordinary man with simple goals of any hardworking American.
     
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    It's possible Kim is an idiot savant.
     
  11. Sishir Chang

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    In America you have devices to keep track of things for you.

    In Russia we have devices to keep track of you. ;)
     

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