I was proctoring the SAT this morning, and I had to have something to think about while walking around the room, so somehow the thought crossed my mind: If you could date any of Jerry's girlfriends, who would it be? Not the actresses, but the characters as they are in the show. My list: no. 1: Pam -- "she's real. She can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan." She seemed like such a tremendously nice and sweet person. Not to mention she's very pretty. I'm ga-ga . . . no. 2: Marla -- The Virgin. I dig chicks with accents, and Jane Leeves is quite beautiful in the episode. Plus she's a virgin no. 3: Sidra -- They're real, and they're spectacular!! <a href="http://wave.prohosting.com/tnguym/Girls/index.html">Click here for a list of Jerry's girlfriends</a>
Probably either Jeannie, the one who is just like Jerry (Garofolo), or Sharon, the NYU journalist (Paula Marshall).
My first choice would be Lanette, who was played by Amanda Peete. However, she was high maintenance and had the "dude". 1st Place - Jenna - As long as I didnt drop her tooth brush in the toilet, this would work. 2nd Place - Cindy - The Maid - Shell clean house and have sex with me. *drool* 3rd Place - Celia - All those cool toys!!! Who could resist?? Seinfeld girlfriends I would never date: Sheila - If anyone ever called me "Schmoopy", I would have to kill them. Rachel - If a woman can't appreciate "shrinkage", then she isn' for me. Audrey - What women doesn't like Apple Pie?? Also, her fater Poppy is sloppy. Lisi - Pennsylvanio Dutch country??? Karen - Miss Rhode Island never wins. Sohpie - Riding a tractor in your bathing suit and contracting a VD just screams "stay away!" Margaret - She dated Newman! Melissa - Opening pickle jars naked??? Ewww!
I hate test proctors. Mine were dumb b****es. Yes, dumb b****es. They LEFT THE DOOR OPEN TO GET AIR IN INSTEAD OR CUTTING OFF THE AC. Needless to say, there was plently of noise. Oh, and the football traffic was a b****. All in all, it's gotta be the pea girl.
whatever that girls name was that always walked around naked for a hot woman, there is not "bad naked"
"You're a cashier!" She was hot and had that great southern accent we all like but she was still seconds from George.
The VAST majority of both Jerry and George's girlfriends were WAY out of either of their leagues, IMO. Off the top of my head, Kristen Davis, Teri Hatcher, the reporter that thought they were gay, and I think the model ( nose picking) were attractive, I thought at the time, although the latter might have just had a nice bod. Tawny Kittaen had already started on the downward slope by the time she did Seinfeld.
Gotta go with Celia. A very close second would be Cindy, the maid/w****. Ironically (or not, whatever), the Celia episode has what I think was George's most attractive girlfriend, the one who got him in Dutch with the pigeons and squirrels. KD likes his chicken spicy and his women with short hair.
"We are in towels" Linette (Amanda Peet) she was the hottest. and the other girl who did everything naked.
