Okay, hadn't had one of these threads in awhile. Thought about this topic this morning when I had to bolt out of my chair and manuever around a couple of the busybodies I deal with in my HR department. Made it in just the nick of the time, dropped the deuce in the chute and felt instant relief. Thought to myself, "Self, as good as this felt, it also feels good to let out a long stream that had been building in the ole bladder. I wonder if there is any way I can find out which one is considered to give more relief? I got it! I'll post it on Clutchfans and let the BBS decide...to the INTERNET!!" And this is how we got here. I'm voting #2 but it is a very difficult tightrope to walk as if you wait too long, then you have a gross mess on your hands. But then again that is what makes that one more relieving, IMO, because of the chance that there could be a monumental disaster if you don't make it in time. Call it the thrill of screwing up but avoiding it.
Many factors to thing about in this simple question. 1. How long have you been holding the #1 or #2 2. What have you eaten lately? ?Spicy? 3. Have you recently had an enema? 4. Recently had intercourse which can change the outcome of the relief of #1 or #2 5. Are you in a hurry? Yes so many questions... :grin:
you crap once a day. you piss multiple times. I'll go with urinating. (ignoring the fact that my OCD gene is a freaking procrastinator!)
If you're in a hurry and wanna take a piss so desperately because you can't hold on no more, it'll give you more relief than to do the #2. And given the frequencies of doing #1 and #2, no matter you're in a rush or not, I'll go with urinating.
yeah, i'll go with pissin too, feels good when youve been holding it in and as as soon as you start peeing, you get the chills, ha
But, seriously, folks... I think it's... I'll vote... hold on... BRB. EDIT: Yeah. It's taking a P. By a "landslide."
Gotta be a leak. I can handle holding the dook, but not the peepee. A dump is usually a dull ache, while a whiz is a sharp pain.
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The waiting for #2 at least in my experience is sort of like cycles of intensity where at its peak I'm already thinking of ways to undo the damage about to be done. On the road holding down #1 isn't so bad it's just society holding me back, since as a guy you can just pull over and go if you truly need to.
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may want to get that checked out bro. :grin: anyhow, gotta go w/taking a whiz. if you're at a place that has cheap toilet paper that breaks easily, then i start thinking about how gross it is having left over pieces (papercrap balls) in that area and potentially getting that stuff on the hands. ruins the moment of dropping the deuce.
