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Where to get a great massage

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by libertybellcdr, Dec 10, 2007.

  1. libertybellcdr

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    My wife told me that she wants a Thai massage as one of her Christmas gifts. I know that the Houstonian offers Thai massages, but I'm wondering where else I can get one. I don't want to pay good money for the massage and it turn out to be a crappy facility.

    Any suggestions?
     
  2. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    in the interest of keeping this thread from being derailed too much, I will spare peopel the trouble and repeat the following lines

    1. Hispanic?

    2. is she hot?

    3. this thread is useless without pics

    4. does she want a happy finish?

    5. so are you going to watch?

    etc....
     
  3. robbie380

    robbie380 ლ(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ლ)
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    man this thread is going to get derailed fast.
     
  4. tim562

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    LOL

    6. Or join in?
     
  5. bladeage

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    7. Asian?
     
  6. Blake

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    Urban Retreat is a solid place. You should check their website...I'm not sure if they offer thai massages
     
  7. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    How about this- ask HER to go to a massage class. Then she can hook you up EVERY night. And the happy ending is free.
     
  8. playlife

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    Can you post videos instead of pics?
     
  9. R0ckets03

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    I don't know about a thai massage, and of course it's not really the spa, but the masseuse that's the most important factor.

    Regardless, Bergamos is the best spa in Houston. Venice is probably the most romantic. Sensia is decent.
     
  10. pirc1

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    I don't think I can write down what my understanding of Thai massage is here. :D
     
  11. hotballa

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    question, do you really want your wife to be in a romantic setting when she's getting a massage from someone other than you?
     
  12. ima_drummer2k

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    The back pages of the Houston Press have lots of great places for a good massage...
     
  13. weslinder

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    I didn't know what Thai massage was, so I looked it up. It sounds awesome.
     
  14. bladeage

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    If the woman giving the massage is hot, why not?
     
  15. SwoLy-D

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    YOUR MOM's. Trust me. She's pretty good. :D

    But, seriously, folks...
    I bought my wife one of these two years ago. She split the usage in weeks... I bought something like $200 in services, and she got SPA and MASSAGE from there and loved it.

    hotballa, that's a valid question, main. :) She had an older lady do the massage on her. My wife said she was pretty good and at all times she was thinking about ME. (HI-yO!)
     
  16. R0ckets03

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    I don't really care.
     
  17. ima_drummer2k

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    It depends on whether there's a good game on or not.
     
  18. bladeage

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    If a woman needs a massage the only thing you need to buy her is a Sybian.
     
  19. TheyCallmeExMan

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    Or u can sit on the washer and have her climb on top of u
     
  20. rrj_gamz

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    Oh, a special Thai massage for me...;)

    I fixed it for you...

    7. Can I watch?
     

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