http://whenparentstext.com/ This site is funny. :grin: A few examples: Dad: How’s college? I miss you and love you. Me: I think I lost my debit card. Dad: I love you less now -------- Mom: Your dentist died. No appt next week. I’ll find u new one. I learned how to make bread!! -------- Me: Hey, check out whenparentstext.com Mom: funny they should also make a website for “when eight year olds use google” Mom: some of Sammy’s latest googles include “are mermaids evil” and “how to make a real baby dinosaur”… -------- Mom: Tacos or meat loaf for dinner? Me: Tacos Mom: Bring your appetite. When will you be home? Mom: Eta? Mom: ??? Me: Can you pick me up at 6:45? My phone is going to die. Mom: Walnut St? Me: Yes Mom: How many tacos? Me: Might be more like 7. Mom: Tacos? Me: No, my train gets in then. Me: Tacos? 2? Mom: How many tacos? Me: Mom, chill with the tacos.
MOM: I realise I have a deep fear of a third world war breaking out and that’s why I have a garage full of supply and a freezer that can feed us for three months. Enough trash bags too… ME: Mom that’s weird… MOM: You just wait… I can see you on your knees asking for that handsoap! Spoiler
