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When you kick someone in the balls, how hard do you kick and what shoes do you wear?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by cwebbster, Nov 18, 2008.

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How hard and what shoes?

  1. Maximum Strength with Boots

    23 vote(s)
    44.2%

  2. Medium Power with Tennis Shoes

    10 vote(s)
    19.2%

  3. Soft with Ballet Slippers

    10 vote(s)
    19.2%

  4. Other (explain)

    9 vote(s)
    17.3%
  1. cwebbster

    cwebbster Member

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    It was inevitable that this thread would appear, so I thought I would do the honors and get it out of the way.
     
    #1 cwebbster, Nov 18, 2008
  2. Lady_Di

    Lady_Di Member

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    So if I was to kick someone in the balls, I would kick with all my might with my lovely high heels which are terribly pointy. :D
     
    #2 Lady_Di, Nov 18, 2008
  3. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    You don't kick someone in the balls, that pain is not something i'd wish on my own worst enemy.
     
    #3 Pizza_Da_Hut, Nov 18, 2008
  4. RocketMan Tex

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    Extremely hard, with my pointy-tipped Lucchese 1883s.

    :D

    This is going to be a fun thread!
     
    #4 RocketMan Tex, Nov 18, 2008
  5. Royals Ego

    Royals Ego Member

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    no man's balls should ever be harmed
     
    #5 Royals Ego, Nov 18, 2008
  6. dntrwl

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    kick them in the balls from behind when they have their legs relatively apart. sneak attack usually does critical damage.
     
    #6 dntrwl, Nov 18, 2008
  7. fmullegun

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    some dude kicked me in the swingers when I was in the 4th grade. I returned the favor by a swift throat punch and I was the one in trouble!

    WTF?
     
    #7 fmullegun, Nov 18, 2008
  8. SwoLy-D

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    #8 SwoLy-D, Nov 18, 2008
  9. tim562

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    Why, no, Why??
     
    #9 tim562, Nov 18, 2008
  10. MoBalls

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    Leave us alone!
     
    #10 MoBalls, Nov 18, 2008
  11. swilkins

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    I don't kick people in the balls.

    I out-match them with my tiger style.
     
    #11 swilkins, Nov 18, 2008
  12. Sooner423

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    You never kick a man in the balls.
     
    #12 Sooner423, Nov 18, 2008
  13. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    #13 mlwoo, Nov 18, 2008
  14. Shaud

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    A man should never kick another man in the balls.
     
    #14 Shaud, Nov 18, 2008
  15. Ikorose

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    All these dudes talking about "A man should never hit another in the balls" GTFO!!

    There's nothing fair in a fight, the first move should always be for the balls. In fact, if given an opening, I'll Johnny Cage his nuts. I wear a lot of Timbs, so it's just a matter of what color I'm wearing if I need to do it.
     
    #15 Ikorose, Nov 18, 2008
  16. MoBalls

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    Other thread.......

    You are cracking me up man. :D :D :D
     
    #16 MoBalls, Nov 18, 2008
  17. Franchise3

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    Everybody underestimates the kick to the groin...

    [​IMG]
     
    #17 Franchise3, Nov 18, 2008
  18. Two Sandwiches

    Two Sandwiches Member

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    I don't kick balls, I put them in a vice.
     
    #18 Two Sandwiches, Nov 18, 2008
  19. kona-

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    Never kick someone in the balls.
     
    #19 kona-, Nov 18, 2008
  20. meggoleggo

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    Wow, if someone is driven far enough to a point where they want to kick a man in the goods, I say go for the gold! Maximum strength, steel-toe boots. You only get one shot...
     
    #20 meggoleggo, Nov 19, 2008
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