The other thread about poop preference reminded me of something i've been meaning to ask. Do y'all have a routine? Reading the newspapers? Reading a book? Listening to music? Thinking about people or things you hate? Just try to have a clear mind? Watch something on a tablet, etc while doing the do? What do y'all do when it's go time?
I always have a book that I read everyday, or an enormous list of articles (i.e. Wikipedia) that I save to Read It Later/Pocket. Thus, I whip out the phone, and either read the eBook or the web articles.
Prefer to be cool and comfortable at HOME. Cannot stand being all hot and sweaty. Low noise and disturbance with something to read. Diaper wipes and butt ass naked. Again under ideal conditions at home. Don't judge me.
It takes me about 1-2 minutes tops to take a shiz. No time for reading or anything at all. And half of the time is spent staring at my glorious product and thinking about what I ate.