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When you do the #2... routines

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ferrari77, Jun 26, 2013.

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  1. ferrari77

    ferrari77 Member

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    The other thread about poop preference reminded me of something i've been meaning to ask.

    Do y'all have a routine?
    Reading the newspapers? Reading a book? Listening to music? Thinking about people or things you hate? Just try to have a clear mind? Watch something on a tablet, etc while doing the do?

    What do y'all do when it's go time?
     
  2. Rox11

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    Pour water on my phone and play games with it.
     
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    Go on instagram and check my facebook until I realize that I was done taking a crap 10 minutes ago.
     
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    I always have a book that I read everyday, or an enormous list of articles (i.e. Wikipedia) that I save to Read It Later/Pocket. Thus, I whip out the phone, and either read the eBook or the web articles.
     
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    Prefer to be cool and comfortable at HOME. Cannot stand being all hot and sweaty. Low noise and disturbance with something to read. Diaper wipes and butt ass naked. Again under ideal conditions at home. Don't judge me.
     
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    I'm on the toilet as I type this.
     
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    It takes me about 1-2 minutes tops to take a shiz. No time for reading or anything at all. And half of the time is spent staring at my glorious product and thinking about what I ate.
     
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    I eat my breakfast and visit Clutchfans.
     
  9. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    This thread reminds me about a funny story involving two barstools, some limeade and your mom.
     

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