I ate one of those jalapeno cheese and beef jerky combos for lunch and now I am not feeling very well. I'm at work and I don't know if I am going to make it untill 5:30 without throwing up. I think the last time I threw up was the day after the Superbowl from a massive hangover. God help me...
Liberals will be doing a lot of barfing now as they consider their pitiful chances in November! Go ahead, liberals, pledge money to Kerry, using the PORCELAIN PHONE
Maybe this will be the first thread in the entire history of the BBS to be moved FROM D & D to the Hangout!
Today, on the way to the golf course, had to pull off of 610 and go behind a building. Funny you should ask. And then after that, I think I broke a bone in my hand just making hard swing and could't play. Anti-inflmatory drug cost $83, x-ray bill to come. Today kinda sucked. (plus it's hard to type one handed)
Cheer up. Having only one good hand may actually help your golf game. Just ask this guy: One-Handed Golfer Sinks 3 Holes in One Wed Mar 3, 3:51 PM ET VENICE, Fla. - A Florida golfer defied the odds, racking up three holes in one in the past six months, all while swinging one-handed. According to the National Golf Foundation, the odds of an amateur golfer hitting a hole in one are 12,600 to 1. The odds of what 68-year-old Bill Hilsheimer of Nokomis accomplished could short-circuit a calculator. His most recent was last week at the 157-yard, par 3 13th hole at the Bird Bay Executive Golf Course in Venice. In January, he aced a 157-yard hole at the Gulf Gate course in Sarasota and in September, he had another ace on a 105-yard hole on a course in Ohio. Not bad for a player who lost most of his right hand 59 years ago when he was run over by a train in Columbus, Ohio. Hilsheimer, who has a 15 handicap, doesn't use his right arm when he swings. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040303/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_one_handed_aces_1 BTW, in answer to the thread topic, the last time I lost my lunch was around mid-December when I had a nasty case of the flu. I couldn't eat for four days. That sucked!
Do you count the times it goes up your throat and you force it back down? If you don't, my last time was 2nd grade.
I actually threw up for the first time in 15 years last week. Ate some bad pudding, which is reason enough to make it noteworthy.
ELAINE: What's the matter with you? JERRY: Uh, I don't feel so good. ELAINE: What's wrong? JERRY: My stomach, I , I think it was that cookie. ELAINE: The black and white? JERRY: Yeah. ELAINE: Not getting along? JERRY: I think I got David Duke and Fahrikan down there. ELAINE: Well if we can't look to the cookie where can we look? JERRY: I feel like I'm going to throw up. ELAINE: Hey, what about your vomit streak? JERRY: I know, I haven't thrown up since June 29th, 1980.
I tend to get the flu (with puking) every couple of years since I've become an adult. When I was a kid, I hardly ever got sick (and very rarely puked).
