a little "stay the hell away" grumbling cough works well. Mind you, back in high school I would never take a dump in the school facilities. There would be days I'd run home after school after hours of hanging on. It just wasn't safe in there.
LOL. I think having to hold in a shiet for an extended period of time is one of the worst feelings in the world. That said call me poop shy or whatever but i HATE crapping in public.
i put stay silent. maybe i don't understand the question. isn't there a locked door in front of you, why does someone need to be alerted if you're in there taking a dump or whatever else? it's not like they're coming in.
I try and squeeze out a powerful fart/shart, or make the next splash as loud as possible. If neither works, I just scream as though I'm giving birth.. through my ASS Just take the dump already. It's a toilet, that's what they're for
What about flushing? That way you get a good 5 seconds to make as much nocie as you want doing whatever you need.
This is great I usually cough, and yeah maybe its an Aussie thing but You dont go to take a dump in highschool.
I sing Broadway showtunes. "You'll be swell! You'll be great! Gonna have the whole world on a plate!!"
The I don't care option is to not reply at all. And if you just read this and replied you really must care after all.
I still have the trauma of grade school when I had to go and a bunch of kids came in and climbed to the top of the stall and under it to laugh at me while I tried to go. One of the most terrifyingly disconcerting things that can happen to a kid.
ROLFMAO!! Oh man that made me choke on my tea! Lol the imagery alone is terrifying p.s: On topic, I try my best not to use the public facilities. Impose my will on my bowels and wait till I get home and all that jazz.
