When I'm working my security shift in the office, I like to rip ass continuously 10 minutes before my relief comes.
If I chose to do it, I don't find it disgusting. It's only disgusting to the other people I tell about it.
Lots of stuff I won't divulge here. One of my favorites that I WILL divulge is farting as I'm leaving the elevator. I smile and say to myself "enjoy that one, losers...." as I'm walking away. I call it "crop-dusting". I also like to make really loud farting noises with my mouth right before the elevator door opens, then have a totally serious look on my face when it does.
??? Spoiler 1. mung The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mung
What are the parameters here? Does being a deviant perv qualify or do I also have to not wash my hands after taking a dump?
