The guy went through too much trouble to teach his woman a lesson. If your gf says no to booty call without a legit reason (like food poisoning or swine flu), then you gotta get out of bed and load up a porno and beat off to that. And turn the sound up too so your gf can hear it. Nothing makes a woman more jealous than having her man waste bullets on porno. It helps if you pick p*rn that features women that are ethnically different too so that it makes her even more insecure. (i.e. If your gf is black, watch white, asian or latina p*rn) After 1-2 minutes of p*rn, your gf will come out, turn off the p*rn and demand that you enjoy her instead.
What does your name mean? You would still want to hit it if she had swine flu? Aaahhh....thanks for the further clarification at the end. I was kind of confused by what you meant by "ethnically different".
