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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, Aug 17, 2009.

  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    Just thought I'd share.

    I hosted a pre-party at my place Saturday night. Some stupid wig party thrown by a couple girls. However, to my delight the next morning, I have a friend next morning get on my computer and notice that one of my friends who is a Facebook w**** has forgotten to logout. Natually, I have to take full advantage of this. (Last time he did this I put his status as "Frantically masturbating.")

    This time I put his status as "Just realized how attractive Dustin is. I'm officially out, and I'm loving it!!! I'm fabulous! Dustin: Call me."

    He received 15 replies on his coming out party.

    My friend closes out the browser and reopens it. Apparently I'm automatically logged in so without my knowledge, he goes into MY status and states I like penis.

    I see it on my phone about 5 minutes later, but after I had just done it to my friend, I decided not to delete. Figured I deserved a bit of my own medicine.

    I get a couple of comments on it, but the funniest one was from my mom.

    She says "I don't appreciate comments from this on my wall! Keep this stuff to yourself! I'm mortified!!!"

    I had to call her and explain that it wasn't on her wall at all, and she was looking at her home page.

    Stupid mom.

    :p God, you have to love her.

    Any other things happen to any of y'all?
     
  2. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    This gets you REP from me and possibly your dad, too, sir. :p
     
  3. Honey Bear

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    These really are the days of our lives.
     
  4. ima_drummer2k

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    Sounds like the kinds of things we used to do to each other in college.
     
  5. RocketsPimp

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    Would that be Wendy?
     
  6. Fatty FatBastard

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    Yep. Her and Brandi.
     
  7. rimbaud

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    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is totalley kewl doood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur like waaaaay aweeeeeesome!!!!! Penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    u can tell all the peeps when skool starts next week....they wil all be hanging at you locker, yo!
     
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    Even the 'rude' people I know at school don't usually do this :p
     
  9. Fatty FatBastard

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    I love it when folks in relationships get jealous. :rolleyes:

    Newsflash: People in their 30's and ever 40's can still have fun.
     
  10. RocketsPimp

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    Small world :)
     
  11. Honey Bear

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    Out of curiosity, how would being in a relationship or being old prevent a person from having the kind of fun you described in the first post?
     
  12. conquistador#11

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    You can't run for congress with a scandal like this.
     
  13. Al Calavicci

    Al Calavicci Contributing Member

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    If one of my friends did that to my facebook account I would be embarassed for them. This was literally the kind of thing I found amusing in high school. More power to you, though.
     
  14. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    He can if he's running on the Delta House platform.
     
  15. MoBalls

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    I've written on your mothers "Wall" before Fatty.







    Burn!
     
  16. Northside Storm

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    this happens all the time. happened to me once or twice and it's happened to lots of friends. yay college

    it gets to the point where you kinda ignore it.

    **** is gay
    **** is looking for little boys to love
    **** is looking for vaseline because he has a large crack in his ass

    etc. etc. etc.
     
  17. Fatty FatBastard

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    Lol. Oh, it's still fun. One of the reasons why my friend chose to keep the one I wrote on his wall. I kinda wished I hadn't deleted mine now.

    The funny part was the mom misunderstanding. "Wendy" just texted me that she and a few friends were rolling when they saw her comment.

    It's just funny.
     
  18. professorjay

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    Yeah its funny. at age 13. :rolleyes:
     
  20. cson

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    Penis? I like it.
     

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