only if she's drunk enough for me to snag the fingernail polish bottle from her purse the morning after...the pic you posted is of her w/a $250,000 manicure (black diamonds imbed in the polish).
... To be fair, that picture is from a website that notes how she has changed. Here is the after from the same website.
You can make fun of him all you want, but Daedalus has the right idea. A typical 5 ct AA black diamond goes for about $200 per carat. And just to keep things in perspective about Ms. Osbourne, here's a before and after: Not bad at all.
Mazyar, w/the bottle, at a high-end boutique in town, would score w/a hot female clerk. "Waaaaant" she said.
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